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you must not have been around for the chocolate syrup debacle i've already suffered

mannnn i want a bordeaux so badly, but i flat out don't have the room for one. i think i've talked about how awesome they are on this forum before, either these or vind's. good dogs! lots of wrinkles! I WANT TO SMASH MY FACE IN THEIRS AND MAKE KISSY NOISES SO BAD

get a dog so i can! otherwise i might have to talk to mike like that O_o

please do not let low see this as i may be covered in fake blood in the near future against my will/better judgement ; ;

OOOO LOOKAT DAT BEBEH WIF HIM LITTLE SMOOSH FACE yes, i would totally talk to your dog in that voice in person

i used to raid in my underwear when it was hot outside lulz my ass is not that good looking however

^ this i've sent some less than nice drunk emails, but they were all things that needed to be said that i was just too big of a pussy to say sober

i don't think she would bother with a handjob, considering how big her mouth is

can't stop the signal!

it's hard to deny the lure of a game that supplies you with an entire hut of elves to abuse somewhat unrelated but obscenely cute, bridget wants to know who's been playing her game http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/3/128675668621296309.jpg

farming and macking on bitches

hahaha my friend mark always goes after anne for essentially the same reasons

she's such a classy bitch ILU KAREN <333

don't worry bw, karen wants you to spank her too she's got enough <3 to go around

i liked the ps1 version the best, and friends of mineral town is basically the same thing. i always go right for karen, you know she's a dirty girl. she likes wine and diamonds, she's probably wild in the sack

harvest moon is my crack cocaine. karen is my bitch and she wants me so bad she wakes up in the morning with girl wood for her one and only... me. not being able to play that game on a ds would make me crazy sad

if i lose the ability to play harvest moon: friends of mineral town, that's just bs also, if it doesn't come in pink, they ain't gettin my biznis

that picture made me tear up a little bit ; ; not surprising considering the kind of day i've had

lolololol

is "nazis" now an all-encompassing term for "the enemy?" it reminds me of sailor moon, no matter what bad guy they were fighting it was always THE ENEMY. they were fighting the nazis?!?!?!

he has this terrible habit of making the same stupid face in every picture, like he REALLY HAS TO POOP RIGHT NOW. it's bad. it's a sight much better seen in person.

two more: om nom

he's cute too, that always helps

sounds like my friend choyce. he can program anything having to do with the internet to do... well, anything. he's been an independent contractor type thing since i've known him, going on 5 or 6 years. U WANT HIS INFOZ?

i would pay at least $5 to see this