lemontree

clearly we're going to have to wrestle to see who gets to play first

i'm pretty sure if bridget was sick she'd make mike drive her to the doctor, she wouldn't even look my way today i had mcdonald's, because nothing else was going to hit the spot or make my ass fatter

shortly after i had my lunch of jello i had a trip to the vet with a bunny that ended up getting euthanized. so let's review... friday: rice and the unemployment office monday: jello and a dead bunny (shut the hell up igor, i will punch you as i am not in the mood) when it rains it pours? i hope bridget isn't next~

dear ben, the forums are a place i like to come to escape my anatomy class. please take your discussion of peptide bonds and denaturation of proteins elsewhere. kthx. MUCH LUV, lemon p.s. i had jello for lunch

i had rice with a side of "trip to the unemployment office." the economy blows!

div is completely to blame for that crap, i will never deviate from my story. whenever we're in the same state, we make some kind of sinus infection tornado. get out 'da way!

a nap and a bag of popcorn

i called div a nerd for having one, but if ffxi made one i'd get it in a heartbeat ><

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-shorn-cat-asks-for-his-fur-back.jpg who knew zelda had a loltwin

my mom said i could buy a school lunch if i get an a on my math test

put your hand on the side of your head with your fingers together now imagine that all the hair under your hand and fingers is one giant tangled knot that's why i had to shave her, she had mats the size of my hand on her rear end

shaving my pussy was a dangerous endeavor, rich with drama, screams, and blood. i'll include a before and after picture so you can see exactly how difficult it was to shave my pussy. before: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/bluedaisee/z7.jpg after: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/blu...ee/DSC01361.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/blu...ee/DSC01364.jpg as you can see, this was no easy task. however, i'd like to consider myself an expert... so should you need your pussy shaved, you know where to find me. love and lolcats, lemon <3 p.s. MICHAEL BAILEY MADE ME DO THIS. srsly. direct all complaints ====> this way. thx.

ohhhh i forgot about those nose pictures

my laptop and desktop are both straight from dell. i've had no issues with their customer service, and the only piece of hardware yet to crap out on my 2+ year old desktop is the cdrom drive which just up and stopped working one day. otherwise, no complaints.

srsly, div and i are both snot machines and you don't see us sitting out

i better not catch you playing my mans

this game gives me girl wood plus they have a character from xi in it, as if i needed another reason to buy it

don't talk about bw that way

half of ben's ps3 little big planet loads of cash the cash became: a psp the little hack thingy for my psp a'la r4 for ds a truckload of clothes an almost equal truckload of shoes more clothes more shoes

but how are you supposed to know how to style your hair without homohelp? eleventy million gay hairdressers can't be wrong

there needs to be a heroes ability like hana's from season one... but instead of tapping into the internet and whatnot you tap into like the gay network

fosho

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-dog-pictures-dog-knows-what-will-be-in-your-stocking.jpg love, bridget

bridget promises to leave presents for everyone... next to mike's bed

p.s. can i come to the party please? much love & dog licks, bridget