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chinese food and tequila so i have the balls to peel it all off geez soma, i though we'd been over that already (i'll PM you my hourly rates)

^ this and no, i don't watch oprah, but if i did i could still manage a leisurely stroll over to igor's to abuse him and have plenty of time to watch tom cruise jump on a sofa or whatever the hell happens on that show now

igor dammit not only do i know where you live i could walk to your house and kick you in the junk and be back home in time for oprah

AT LEAST SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS sheesh!

maybe if one of them hadn't immediately followed up with "YO GIRL, WHAT YO' NAME IS?" i'd be a little more understanding

if you're standing out back unloading a truck full of beer smoking a cigarette and you see a woman walk by with a bag of trash, do not pull your cigarette out of your mouth and say: "what's a pretty lady like you doing taking out the trash?" the reply should and might be "oh, i'm sorry. did you need a ride? there's room in the bag for you." this is seriously the second time in 7 days someone has used that line on me. two different people! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! THIS SH!T DOES NOT WORK. L2FLIRT. love, lemon p.s. it was recycling, not trash. lol@u

those 9 people probably make way more money than i do >< lawl i bought a tshirt! i did something! ; ;

i'm some sort of endgame ls curse, as soon as i get on the top of the list with points the gd shell explodes and there i am... still haidate-less. sadly there isn't anything better for WAR that's free, it's the only piece of gear i'm missing that really pisses me off. AAAAAAAAND BACK ON TRACK! </derail>

i will gladly trade boob shots... for someone to come on my ffxi server and get me byakko's haidate. sadly i think trevor is the only person remotely capable of this and i don't know if he can be swayed since he's able to look down my shirt pretty much every weekend! i'm pretty sure titty shots still hold decent enough pull round these fabulous parts

AHMAGEDD SYLAR ILU!!!!! /squeal he's the only reason i want to see this haha

i'm obviously blind (or don't have a penis) because i think she's just so... boring looking. she doesn't even pull off exotic to me, it's like vanilla exotic.

i'm trying not to look at it as "evil peter" and more "future peter." i'm not UNconvinced he brought nathan back to life, for whatever reasons or motives he may have. i can't tell myself that he's gone to the bad guys yet, he's too delicious.

i forgot to add dr 90210 other than that, my tv schedule mirrors ben's

i don't have fancy pants cable, doesn't that come on showtime or something?

america's next top model, lawl and order: svu i have low standards for my tv entertainment

that's right, that's right. either way, neither of them were near nathan, so unless peter likes to carry around blood a'la angelina jolie, he did it with a power (imo)

speaking of x-files (sort of), my dvd's came today. all 9 episodes, 58 dvds of david duchovny goodness. omnomnom

of claire's blood though correct? or some kind of blood-infused mixture? leading me back to my initial conclusion that claire's blood didn't fix nathan this time

wasn't what saved him through peter a'sploding claire's blood? this time, claire was nowhere near him.

let's make some lsd!

wtf no the couch is awesome

i don't think hiro will ever stray from the "hero" side of things, even if he may appear to. also, i think peter had to have something to do with nathan coming back to life, as he was the only one in the room when he did. keep in mind it was future peter and not present peter, who knows what kind of jacked up abilities he may have at this point. it's not necessarily linderman's ability that he used to do it. or i could be completely ass wrong, but we'll see

shut your whore mouth this season of heroes has been off the chain

i watch it, i like it not as good as heroes, but it's something to fill the tuesday night void