lemontree

take your cat with you

i'm not a celebrity or a trainwreck, but i thought i'd mix it up with some of my own boobs for a change. first picture is fairly old, second one is recent. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/blu...NerdGlasses.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/blu...e/dsc_60732.jpg not a huge fan of the second one, but i love my socks so much

figured it would be easiest, in case some random new person had no idea who i was talking about

i vote erlin, because his cat has destroyed my lamp and my blinds.

/gasp as a sometimes model, i vote YOU for being a hater (!!!!!!!!!)

pick me

O_o

heh, my friend did a real doll style photoshoot with me that got mentioned on a couple of nsfw websites under the title "the rape of the real doll" those things are f'in creepy though ; ;

this is why i'm not going, i've got no desire to be covered in bruises. i know i'm a sissy girl, not even going to try to prove otherwise

ben and i noticed that as well... he was like "i thought i saw cellulite" and i'm like "err yeah, she can has ripply bottom?" not like i can talk, but my bare ass isn't on the internet either that's a lie, my UNPHOTOSHOPPED bare ass isn't on the internet

you say that like yours isn't already in the mail

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigima...ts_meat_big.jpg nom nom nom

deserves a bump http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/16/you-are-cordially-invited/ go team homo

but... ben always eats the extra food... IS HE PREGNANT?! is stang the daddy mommy other parent?

lololol my eyes must have fallen out last april, no one has looked at my face since then

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/no_bra_beauties read before you click! no nudity, but still. boobs. one for the girls (and gays) also: http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/12/soccer-just-...-in-the-states/

http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=7831 at least now she's kind of hot from the neck down

word. here's my fix. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/bluedaisee/chihuahuas.jpg

that may be the only good thing about flying... once they've f'd up they do seem to go out of the way to kiss your ass if you complain. you'd probably have to have a seizure in the middle of mcdonalds to get a free small fry.

the last time i was on a plane, we had to sit on the runway for 2 hours after it landed because of "overcrowding." stupidly enough, the flight i took to tokyo and back was incident-free, and they gave us these cool little soy sauce bottles shaped like fish in first class

i'll add again that if you're not allergic to animals, i have sleeping room. if you think you MIGHT be allergic to any kind of animal on the entire planet, my apartment is not the place for you. if you're allergy-free and don't feel like paying for a hotel, drop casa de lemon a line ^^

this one requires a disclaimer: THE FOLLOWING LINK COULD BE CONSIDERED NSFW. THERE IS NO OUTRIGHT NUDITY IN THE LINK, BUT SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO CLICK ON ONE OF THE PICTURES CONTAINED WITHIN THE LINK, NIPPLES BECOME INVOLVED. SHOULD YOU NOT WISH TO VIEW NIPPLES AT THIS TIME, DON'T CLICK THE LINK. THANKS. http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=7701 i almost didn't post this, but here it is. this pretty much sums it up.

http://apps.facebook.com/wiifriendnumber/ do ittttttt

THAT is why hulk sucked. thanks igor <3

that movie was terrible >< where's igor to back me up? IGORCHU I CHOOSE YOU