Klaudia

i actually have a fairly high tolerance for pain! surprising i know!

oh suck it up, you woman!

ok so, i really want to play PAINTBALL but unfortunately i don't know enough people who go outside, so i figured maybe FP would be interested??? so my question to you IS[ARE], WHO wants to play paintball, WHERE can we play paintball, and WHEN will/can paintballing occur. any ideas? i don't know of any places myself but apparently some exist, so help me out here. maybe we can go during the massive summer [lols i wrote supper at first] party? who knows. someone please give me some information. thank yous.

awe geez, happy birthday puz <3

i can also probably house some folks but i have a cat as well although she doesnt shed much and will lick your eyelids. oh and i have a rat. she will also lick your eyelids. in fact, i'll lick your eyelids too. so if you want your eyelids licked, klaklas house is the place to be. man why are all my posts so weird??

i suddenly feel inadequate =/ at least i still got the one i made for myself haha

haha , neat!! those crazy germans!

well they aren't really! i just hope they're at a level where they can maintain themselves. yea.

oh gosh, those footballers.... /swoon and the day i can pull off not wearing a bra while others maintain eye contact will be a glorious day indeed

is the hair edible? thats my main concern.

counting f'ing sucks. counting is never fun. you know why? cause you start, then people open their friggin mouths and start blabberin away at you, and you lose count. and you have to start over. screw that. this game sucks. ps, i won.

c'mon now, you know i'm your personal laugh track! i'm always here to back you up XD oh and... as for politics... i thought kucinich sounded cool for a while. then i realized i'm too violent to be a democrat. so i dunno what to do now. in any case its too late for impeachment of anything.... except your pants. wait, what?

hahahahahhahah benny

happy birthday!! <333

igor... how many times has that worked for you?

o_0 i don't remember getting wasted...

haha that was awesome

sorry, but i think the title of "Secret Channel Snob" is taken by stricnyne.

i gots the facebooks toos. pm me if you wanna be a character in my facebook

i lol'ed for like 6 hours in g chat but just so its on file i'll lol here! LOL!

i hate to say this but.... what is chipotle??????

True BUT Erik the Red was the father of Leif Eriksson, and Leif Eriksson discovered the world, so if it weren't for him, we wouldn't even be here. Also, October 9th is Leif Eriksson day, mark your calendars. What is this post about again?

now the question is.... what are you going to do for the next four years?

janice dickinson is the most terrifying person on earth. shes not even a person, she was born out of the fiery depths of hell and.. i can't go any further cause she'll track me down and eat my soul.

hero strikes again!!