Beornwarrior

My doodling's look like they were done by a retarded kid failing art in kindergarten...so I decided to borrow two doodles from people on google images, color them, and make a comic strip. This is a true story. http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h77/vxthebear/SCAD/strip_01_version-2.jpg

As an announcement for the PvP side we have finally discovered the Lumbermine. It requires a very delicate balance of being drunk, high, tired, and slightly retarded to discover. This has required a lot of work from our dedicated PvP staff that come out each and every day to make FP that much better. We are currently working on how to capture the Lumbermine once found...it is proving to be most difficult.

LOL

lawl at comment on that site "Yeah, but what the story doesn't say is that when the kid got up to run away he was jumped by 4 crag boars his sister also aggroed when she thought she saw a peacebloom on her minimap. He made a daring run for town where he thought he would find aid from one of the guards but ended up at the camp by the lake where the locals just stared at him while he was being mauled."

rofl soma

busting out a word not used often for this one...ludicrous

Yeah the BG items are tied to the start of season 3...the only pvp related items you can get with the patch is from the new Badge of Justice items (trinket/cloak).

The new South Park tomorrow night deals with Guitar Hero and in the words of Cartman, "Real guitars are for old people."

Instantly recalls Trigonometry with Ms. Brookins and drafting for that matter (only HV and maybe Raven if hes high enough would get this).

nerf China

Robot Chicken has been pretty hit or miss this season...that episode was definitely a hit. Best 300 spoof to date...he totally punched that polar bear in the face.

Link and Kirby > all

I voted for someone else

Based on the description I'm gonna assume that no one gets shot and that Corran Horn doesn't save the day so i'll have to pass. Pirates are tempting but just not enough. Hope it sells well.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/e/6/3e621738b7fe09ccb101532a9336f033.jpg Engineering mount is definitely awesome but bear mount...AMAZING...INCREDIBLE

I read a book over the summer called "Myths, Lies, and Downright Stupidity" by John Stossel that was essentially "Mythbusters" towards political issues skewed by the media etc. He's a Libertarian but regardless of political view its a very interesting read. I agreed with a lot he had to say... His main point which I completely agree with is the Free Market. K-12 should be done exactly the same way as our College system. Colleges actively recruit...they send people to talk to your schools, they bribe players for the best sports teams, best teachers, etc. They do this because they want you to come to their school and if you don't then they don't get paid. The easiest way to describe K-12 is as Initech from "Office Space." Teachers aren't motivated and only do the minimum amount to avoid being fired and keep getting their paycheck. No amount of money you throw at them will solve this. Private Schools and even inner city schools where they have a motivated principle have to be excellent or their parent who pays for them to get a better education wants results. The college system would be for the best but at the minimum give every child a voucher and let them pick any school they want to go to. It would be rough at the start with parents going for the few schools that are solid but Free Market would fill that gap with entrepreneurs creating and reforming schools to meet the demand. Free Market is also why I'm against national healthcare. I go to Canada for 2 weeks during the summer and there's always complaints about not being able to get a doctor for long periods of time or just this year with a new procedure where they simply flip your sheets after the last patient. Again, no one has any motivation to do beyond what is necessary...malpractice lawsuits is another big issue (Edwards you douche). My final rant...Global Warming. Global Warming is another issue that I'm baffled how many people have jumped on the bandwagon screaming about. Yes, the Earth is warming but we had a mini ice age about 400 hundred years ago. To think that we could play "God" and be able to reverse or have some ridiculous affect on something as geologically complex as the Earth. I'm not saying we should spit on the Earth but more people need to look as this less as activists. Really all we can do is like those hundreds if not thousands of years before us did and adapt. If Florida does get covered in water we'll just have to move.

I get confused with effect and affect because I always second guess spelling it affect since i rarely use effect. However, I've heard you use this one HV so we're even (not a spelling thing but =P ). Not sure why this bothers me...I remember my English teachers beating people over the head with beer bottles when they used this so I guess its why it bothers me. Not a fan of glass embedded in my skull. No: Me and Bobaganush are going to kill a Canadian with an American Flag. Yes: Bobaganush and I are going to kill two Canadians with an American Flag.

I was under the impression cooldowns had to be under 10 mins to use in arena. 50% disarm is really lame as well but I guess we get MS affecting drain life. wtf with arcane shot though...you better abuse that bob.

rofl wth

NSFW Whitest Kids U Know If you have some time I highly recommend watching everything they have on youtube...tv show on Fuse.

Alright heres my idea. The point of the game is to prove that Canada doesn't suck. It's a third person tactical shooter combined with a fighting game....it takes place in the middle east and each level corresponds to a different nation. In the game you play as Conner...a gay Mountie looking for his place in the world. He was orphaned as a child 7 times by different parents adopting him, torturing him, and then becoming bored. He feels his calling in life is to bring glory and recognition to Canada and sets off with four fellow mounties and a Moose that they eat on the way. The action takes place in the Mideast in a sandbox environment where terrorists and civilians wait to be killed at every turn. Killing enemies in unique ways such as shooting someone in the head while being given a swirlie in front of their family or taking a dump down the throat of anyone from the press in the area gives you pieces of moose crap. Once you have collected enough "crap" on a particular level you can summon special abilities such as a Moose Stampede or a lumberjack rape train. Once you have killed enough people the boss battle is engaged. Equipped with a bottle of maple syrup and a Canadian flag you must go 1 on 1 with their leader. During this phase the game switches to a side view fighting game. Along with your normal attacks you have the Eh! meter. As the Eh! meter rises you continuously switch fighting styles and are allowed to perform more powerful combos. If you are able to kill every middle eastern country you will finally bring recognition to Canada. The final cut scene shows Conner in his only moment of true happiness where he screams "Victory" until being shot in the head by a Jew. We then find out that you were playing as a German-Canadian who's grandfather had raped Jewish children in front of their parents while singing the Canadian anthem. Would be an awesome game in my opinion and you can trust me....my major is game design .

plus Episode 1 and 2...single player was amazing and i have yet to play Episode 1. Pretty good deal imo

lol brutal

To add to hv's post.... Forza Motorsport > Gran Turismo Ninja Gaiden Sigma....we had this 3 years ago on Xbox wtf pay attention Suck it Shad

Warhawk = every other battlefield type game (no skill required) and just play God of War...err. HS looks awesome but the whole fps part (with a crossbow) which is supposably like 30% of the game looks pretty terrible. I do want to play GoW3 and Killzone2 though /sigh