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god i still have nightmares about that sh!t. at least now i can say i know what it feels like to pull liquid latex out of my asscrack. it doesn't feel good ; ;

as far as photoshop goes, he usually just smooths out everyone's skin and does a little lifting and tucking as needed. the doll series ones ARE heavily photoshopped, he had to make me look as plastic as possible and in the process he like restructured my entire face so those are kind of creepy to look at, i don't think they look like me at all

every year there's a couple of girls at dragoncon wearing thongs and covered in paint, so who knows...

all this crazy talk about electronic music is making me have an ecstasy flashback OH GODDDD IT'S 1999 AND I'M WEARING UFO PANTS AND I HAVE PINK HAIR AND I'M COVERED IN GLITTER MAKE IT STOPPPPP

i suppose it can't hurt since i'm already e-whoring myself out. http://lowtekphotography.com/misc/fela/felaNerdGlasses.jpg http://lowtekphotography.com/misc/fela/felaGun.jpg http://lowtekphotography.com/misc/fela/felaBodyPaint1.jpg EVERY TIME YOU BUY A PRINT, GOD SAVES AN ANGEL KITTEN THAT GETS ITS WINGS. no, srsly. there's a couple more of me that he hasn't posted anywhere yet, all nudes. if there's any interest in seeing those i'll ask him to supply a link.

the photographer that has a habit of smothering me in weird substances is now selling prints. if you've ever felt the burning desire for some nekkid wimmins on your wall, now's the time! someone from vindictive has actually ordered some prints, so i figured i would try my luck with FP. the links below may or may not contain noodz, so think before you click. all of his pictures can be seen here: http://momentarylife.livejournal.com/ his website is here: http://www.lowtekphotography.com and the form to request a print is here: http://www.lowtekphotography.com/contact/ the pictures are obviously not all of me, so there's plenty of variety for people who don't dig the uber-pale black hair thing. maybe someday he'll be /famous, and it could all be thanks to that nudie shot on your dorm room wall that you ordered! SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT~

here, i'll sum it up for anyone not watching. "the chinese cheat" "the judges are screwing over the americans" "the chinese are still cheating" "the new scoring system is crap" "did i mention the chinese are underage and also talentless hookers?" "nastia is our lord and savior" "the chinese cheat... and they're ugly" whoever that dude is with him all the time has had to cut him off more than once. "STFU BELA WE HAVE COMMERCIALS NOW KTHX"

i do agree with at least this one part of your argument. swimming is such a focus in all the olympics because there's about 27489374893754 swimming races to medal on. if he was, as you point out for comparison a gymnast, he probably wouldn't get as much attention as he is. most of the gold medal records he's beaten were held by... wait for it! swimmers. it's the sheer volume of races that allow them to get a billion medals in the olympics. anyway, regardless of the media hype surrounding him, he is a pretty ridiculous good swimmer. i saw the breakdown on tv of the breakdown of his wingspan, how long his legs are, how big his feet are, etc... he does seem to be engineered to swim.

FALLOUT 3 if this game isn't amazing i will shoot myself in the head. i got the pre-order from amazon where you get the vault-tec lunchbox and the bobble head. I VERY EXCITE

it's like this little piggy went to the market... but it's this little puppy went to the piggy to eat the crap out of his spine

after blizzard banned my account, they kept sending me emails threatening to ban my account (again? wtf?) if i didn't respond to the emails. i would respond, and they would keep telling me to log in and change my email address before they would talk to me. telling them yet again that my account was banned and this was impossible netted the exact same form email. they don't read a damn thing you write in them, good luck.

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diarrhea pocket~ good god i love jim gaffigan

if all the gays die in wars, who will teach me how to dress? :< on the srs, let 'em fight. issue some pink fatigues or something.

hmm, i'm not sober in any of these either! i don't remember half of them being taken, that's rad

from the raid on stang's pants

i think shad wears the same shirt to every party amirite?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/nom-nom-nom.jpg

there was a group pic? O_o must have been asleep for that one

good god i am so drunk in every one of those pictures ; ;

thanks for leaving me the hell out of that little game you had going

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUupnF02vo...feature=related unf

i support this idea

i refuse to accept my death and vote ryee again today

wtf is that druid h8 i see? IGOR WHY DO RUSSIANS COME AND SHOOT DRUIDS PLEASE TELL ME i vote ryee from beyond the grave