Valdez

F A N O W E N ! I am good! How are you?!?

Launching into a babies mouth and blocking it's airway? Glad you haven't changed a bit. And HV... just show your prof that video and say that you made it but you can't bring it to class due to it's massive size. See if he'll buy it.

Agreed.

Name: Jeff Ritter email: ritterj4@msu.edu

I'm bored. I can't sleep. Then I came across this. I'm amazed.

You all know I'm easily amused... but I thought this was amazing.

Hey, I have a PS2 and I'm a girl..@_@ Shouldn't be so surprised... Just saying it's not as common. Mad props to you. JSorry... ust felt the need to point that out...Every time someone says to be, "But you're a GIRL?!?!?!?!" when I say I play games, a little part of me dies inside.... Heh. The girl I'm talking about (Some of you oldschool FP peoples might remember Scrapes? His sister.) started playing it at the frat house I usually go to. She got hooked, got her own PS2 and Guitars for it, and now routinely beats most of the guys in the house. It's kinda funny to watch.

Hey, I have a PS2 and I'm a girl..@_@ Shouldn't be so surprised... Just saying it's not as common. Mad props to you.

OMGSOIAMSUREYOUALLMISSEDMEANDMYSPEAKINGINALLCAPS But on a more serious note... Yeah. I've popped in here and there on Vent (typically when I'm drunk and bored... not to say I'm drunk while posting now...) and I figured I'd update you all on how Dez is doing on that epic adventure that is real life. I've been stuck in my room for the most part over the past few weeks. Some she-devil named Shannon gave me Mono (At least I like to blame her for it, not really sure where I got it {And I like to blame her for it since she is an evil woman who ripped my heart out}) and I haven't been able to do anything except sit/lay around and do nothing. This has made the past few weeks extremely boring, and I've thought about coming back quite often. However, since I'm still too lazy to go out and get a job so I can pay for the game, that still hasn't happened. On a more personal note, I miss you all a lot. After quitting the game for this long I realized that I don't miss the actual "gameplay" at all. However, I do miss the daily interaction with you all. Trolling the forums as rarely as I do and such just isn't the same as logging in and talking to everyone. So, don't be suprised if sometime in the near future I start spamming the officers with messages for an invite to the guild. There's a 50/50 chance it'll happen. Until then (or until not then, like I said, 50/50), I'll harass you all on here occasionally. It's what I do best. -TehDez

Without reading this thread, just going off the title, I think I'm the biggest on the server. Wait. What are we talking about?

Let me know when you're going a few weeks in advance and I'll make up an excuse to get down to Indiana and tag along... perhaps...

Hard? I'm quite close to 5 starring every hard song. On Expert I'm stuck on Freya - The Sword. I don't own a functional PS2 right now since my cats decided to eat my old one but I play on my friends' as much as she'll (yes she) let me. Expect me to have Expert done sometime soon. Next FP Party... I'll be there... and I'll be taking all challengers.

Hellogoodbye - Here (In Your Arms) I'm pretty sure that's what you're talking about.

pr0n?

I saw that too. Wondering how we will go about obtaining tickets. This should prove to be interesting.

If you go and actually read the entire article he also worked wonders for modern medicine due to his drinking. I'll quote it from the article since I know most (or all) of you are too lazy to do it on your own. " The time arrived, and the anesthesiologist was frantic. He had never put a person of Andre’s size under the gas before and had no idea how much to use. Various experts were brought in but no solution presented itself until one of the doctors asked Andre if he was a drinker. Andre responded that, yes, he’d been known to tip a glass from time to time. The doctor then wanted to know how much Andre drank and how much it took to get him drunk. “Well,” rumbled the Giant, “It usually takes two liters of vodka just to make me feel warm inside.” And thus was a solution found. The gas-passer was able to extrapolate a correct mixture for Andre by analyzing his alcohol intake. It was a medical breakthrough, and the system is still used to this day. " One downside of being Andre the Giant: If it took me that much alcohol to get drunk I'd definitely be poor right now. I mean I'm a poor college student as it is (everyone remember one of the reasons I quit?) My alcohol budget is already tight enough.

Yes, I know he's dead. But, he's the man. Here's why. "You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. It was one of the few times Andre got drunk enough to pass out, which he did in a hallway at his hotel. His companions, quite drunk themselves, couldn’t move the big man. Fearing trouble with cops, they stole a piano cover from the lounge and draped it over Andre’s inert form. He slept peacefully until morning, unmolested by anyone. Perhaps the hotel people thought he was a piece of furniture. Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like." You can read the whole article about him at the following link. http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issu...ndre_giant.html Enjoy.

/giggle

Why am I not supprised that you two hit 70 first? God. Get a life. Losers.

That's kind of amazing.

Enjoy. -TehDez

F A N O W E N ! I'm good! How is F A N O M A N !?!?!?! And SHAD! OMGz OHIO STATE! Can you say choke?

<3 Hykos. While you're at it... ...can I get an innervate?

Damn. Had I not sold my account I would have definitely renewed it just for this.

I shall do so.