Valdez

That'll be me in a few years. The cop... not the driver of the Monte Carlo. That was amazing.

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v150/151/72/2355807/n2355807_41836172_7224.jpg Me and Kelly before going out for Halloween. In case you can't read what my costume says, it's "Howie Feltzersnatch: Gynecologist"

I recognize Tammy's van in one of those pictures. I want the poster with the Caps Lock thing.

Ahh. I love you guys.

She's sick and on her period. 'nuff said

So. My girlfriend is laying on my futon right now watching sample clips of cartoon porn (That japanese stuff? Hentai? Whatever)... She's just laughing her ass off saying "I can't believe people actually watch this!" Then she loads another one and keeps laughing about it. I really don't know what to think right now. I have to go to work. We'll see what the situation is when I return in 5 hours.

I got busted for 501 songs, all classic rock. I was running Peerguardian and Safepeer while downloading at the time. They still got me. I settled for $3,000. The minimum I would have had to pay in court was $375,750.00. If I had to pay $9,250.00 per song like she did I would have ended up owing at least $4,634,250.00 not including the legal fees that I would have had to pay for something like that. I don't download anymore.

I don't have a response for this other than the response I just made.

ZOMGGRATSGUYS!!!111one

So yeah. First week of school I had some free time. This is no longer the case. Well. Sort of. Classes picked up and I've got homework like no other so I'm busy with that a lot. The girlfriend's birth control is making her apeshit crazy so I'm dealing with that too. On top of all of that I got a new job. I'm now a Parking Enforcer. Yes, I get to ride around in a brand-new Dodge Dakota and write parking tickets all day. It's the most fulfilling job I've ever had. I actually can't believe I get paid for it. Anywho. I've been busy. This is my first week of work. After I settle down into a schedule I'll start playing again. Don't worry. I didn't drop off the face of the earth for like the 100th time.

Can we go back to the good ol' days when we were learning how to clear MC? Oh. And I'm pretty sure I still retain the "Gkicked the most." I even got gkicked for REAL once. Like... for rizzle. I'm glad Shoop was forgiving though.

In anticipation of Halo 3, Rock Band, Guitar Hero 3, and because I'm addicted to Guitar Hero and my friends are tired of me stealing their PS2's to play it, I've finally broken down and I'm going to buy an Xbox. However, I have a few questions that hopefully some of you can answer. I've done a little bit of research but I'm looking for someone to make my choices painfully obvious. 1) Xbox 360 Pro/Premium/Whatever version retailing for 349.00 or Xbox 360 Elite for 449.00? I know the main thing about the elite is the 100gb Hard Drive vs the 20gb hard drive but how much space do Xbox games really use? I have a 100gb hard drive on my laptop right now and it's full only due to the insane amount of movies/music on here. Am I really going to need that extra 100gb on the Xbox? 2) Aside from Ebay (Where I looked earlier and the only relatively cheap Xboxes seem either shady or need to be mailed to a confirmed address, since I'm away at school this is not my confirmed address so stuff won't get shipped here) is there any site that is selling them for cheap? I did a bit of looking around but for the most part they don't stray from that 349 or 449 mark. And I think those are my only questions. Right now I'm looking at spending like $800.00 on all the games and stuff I'd want up front (including the console).

So I figured I'd actually renew my account and figure out whether or not I'll be sticking around before making (another) post announcing my return. Now that summer is at an end and I'm no longer working I have some free-time to throw into this void known as WoW. I'll be heading back to East Lansing to attend Michigan State in like 9 days but even out there I should have some time to play on a regular basis, so I guess I'm saying that I'm back on a semi-serious basis. I also wanted to prove that Pally's can tank. Look at how well I'm holding aggro! http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v122/117/106/2357167/n2357167_40276392_8517.jpg (Stang, your pictures will arrive via PM sometime soon) So that's right. I'm back bitches.

So if you're such a fantastic singer how come you never joined me on Vent huh? (Hopes the drunken singing file has been deleted from these forums)

The witty parts involving me and my special rank are gone. I demand you amend the rules and include them again. BRAWRRR.

No, I think he's saying that I'm the female in that picture dressed in drag and that the dude in that picture is my boyfriend. Apparently Bentley's crack problem is still haunting him.

I posted in this in RL because I didn't feel like changing pages to view the Members General page to post this there. Deal with it. Anywho, to those of you who didn't know yet, I'm back. Back as in back in the game, not on the forums, I've sorta been on the forums on and off since I announced my retirement back in... November? December? Something like that. Anywho, I've gotten ahold of Scrapes' extra account and am starting a new character on there. I'm still incredibly busy working 40-50 hours a week, going to class 9 hours a week and spending most of my remaining time with my amazing girlfriend so I don't know if I'll even bother attempting to raid but I will be playing on a semi-regular basis I think. To those of you who have no idea who I am... well... you're probably better off that way. Ask around. I'll make you spend more in repairs then you ever have in your life. Trust me. So yeah. Be prepared for tons of all caps/no spaces talk in /gchat. Be prepared for tons of random wipes. Be prepared for terrible singing on Vent. TehDez is back. Oh. And I've already gotten /gkicked once. And I also /gquit once. Speaking of which... there wern't any officers on to reinvite me... so I might need another /ginvite when someone gets a chance... yeah. Oh. And I think Stang mentioned something about how my looks were slipping these days or something. To prove him wrong, here's some recent/semi-recent pics. Enjoy. Drying my pants using the Chimera fire thing. http://photos-306.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/72/29/1443870034/n1443870034_12306_6232.jpg Me and Kelly (the girlfriend) http://photos-299.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/72/29/1443870034/n1443870034_12299_4601.jpg Another one of Kelly and I http://photos-301.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/72/29/1443870034/n1443870034_12301_5077.jpg Me trying to lick Frank (Don't be jealous) http://photos-198.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v74/135/111/2359451/n2359451_38637198_5325.jpg That's my ass. Everyone likes it. http://photos-861.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v74/135/111/2359451/n2359451_38636861_2964.jpg I'm a pimp. http://photos-302.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/72/29/1443870034/n1443870034_12302_5310.jpg I had long-ish hair for awhile. http://photos-391.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v72/204/69/6850391/n6850391_37703063_2268.jpg I'm a Gangsta http://photos-318.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v54/56/100/2313402/n2313402_35007318_8303.jpg Most of those pics are from... Saturday night... so they're quite recent. I hope you enjoyed a peek in Dez's life.

Yes, Stang. On your bed. Above your covers. Fully clothed. I'm talking like 8 layers of clothing. With a chastity belt. But yeah. Alright. I'll try to make it for that 13th-15th weekend. Maybe I can sneak down to Indy and hitch a ride with Nyne and Ghost. We'll see.

Hmm. As of right now I have the 2nd--8th of July off of work. Was planning on going up north to visit some family the 2nd-4th and I have a wedding to go to w/ the new girlfriend on the 7th... but after reading this entire thread I have no idea when the party is... so... someone give me a date? This is far enough off in the future where I can possibly actually make plans to come visit. Maybe...? I mean, I've been gone for awhile, does anyone actually still want to meet TEHDEZ?!?!?! haha. Of course you do.

I know you meant to say Lowe's instead of Home Depot... right?

Aha! Nekkid pics are... somewhere... maybe? Thanks guys!

I hate you all.

I'm almost positive I saw this on our forums a long time ago... it was one of those sites where you type in like name.somethingorother.com and then it was this giant flash thing saying "You are amazing, you are spectacular, etc." and at the end it displayed the name you put in. Anyone know what the hell I'm talking about, or more importantly, anyone have the site?

Well, I just hopped on Vent a sec ago and no one was on. It made me sad. P.S. (mainly to Stang) I just got my roomate with The Goat. If you haven't seen "Waiting" you probably have no idea what I'm talking about. To quote Wikipedia: "To Present the Goat: A position from "The Game" from the movie "Waiting", in which the goods are shown from the reverse side. Worth much more than the "the brain" or "the bat wing" Discuss.

It's a Wednesday night. Everyone around here is studying for exams next week. I have nothing to do as far as studying is concerned since my only final involves an interview with my two academic advisors. So. I'm drunk. Discuss.