Jump to content

Sauceboss

FP Member
  • Posts

    871
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Sauceboss

  1. I can't watch how it's made anymore D: I used to love that show TOT
  2. She probably established IHOP. Dumb you-know-what that she is.
  3. They didn't kill your girlfriend. So they suck at their job. COME GET SOME IHOP I'LL FRICK YOUR SHIZ UP!
  4. My house was on FIRE and IHOP still manged to not kill me. Proves that not only does it do a WORTHLESS job making pancakes, but it also can't kill people.
  5. Thanks everyone~ I'll be more careful next time for sure. It was probably one of the scarier moments of my life. The first thing I feared for was my hair, then my puppy, everything else came second XD. Luckily nothing but my blanket was ruined.
  6. I almost killed myself tonight, by total and complete ignorance on my part. So I have a new puppy, and as with most puppies, she likes to poop. She likes to make real gross poops that stick up my room, so I have a lot of jarred candles. Anyways one of them is new, and apparently they have CRAZY long explosive wicks. Anyways so I tossed my blanket over my chair, and the chair I tossed my blanket on apparently spins. >_> So my blanket caught on fire, and I had turned around when it started so when I turned back BAM my chair is like on fire. I had to put it out and I took some minor second degree burns on my arm, but I'm fine and stuff. Luckily I caught it, before the fire got too big. I'll take pictures later but yeah, pretty excellent.
  7. Yeah man that belgwrath guy has about as much talent as my dog's fecal matter. ilu.
  8. Happy birthday man! One of the few people I know that likes booze as much if not more then me!
  9. IHOP is frickin gross.
  10. ^ I like this post this is basically how I felt about MMOs. I'm really hoping that the old republic game does it right. If they make another game where everyone and their mothers are Jedi I'm not gonna be playing. I'm curious what this new apparent blizzard mmo is gonna be. You must be hungry for competition if you're planning on competing with yourself.
  11. ^This is probably how IHOP makes their gross arse pancakes. Homemade from scratch buttermilk pancakes FTW!!!!!! ALSO Alton Brown is the man with the plan I wanna become sickeningly rich so I can make him my personal chef.
  12. Plox not friday! DK DPS signing up for thursday! Friday means I can't party ;~;
  13. I said a bunch of times. The reason why I wasn't interested in the game past beta was because SO many problems I had with the beta were things that weren't being addressed. The BIG one was the fact that it seemed like only a large endless grind was waiting just around the corner. Also there was a VERY clear lack of intrest in the beta for the order side. Once the game went live, with the enormous amount of realms it was clear it was going to get it's player base spread too thin, and too one sided. I find it funny that EVERY Game that has been proclaimed the next WoW Killer has slowly started to flop within months of it's release.
  14. I have my T-Pain shades already all I need is the outfit and top hat and grill and all kinds of bunk ass chains and to dread my hair and I'm ready for action!!!!!! NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOOOOOAT
  15. Oh man. I know all the old CC members are mostly gone from FP, but this is pretty much my most famous failure in WoW history with the exception of dying on every single trash pull in SSC and having Gynis send me stamina gems so I'd live longer. Once long LONG ago when CC was pushing through Karazhan I was the only raiding shaman. As such I was a whore for any situation, and never got any gear because WoWJesus hates me. Anyways we came to the crazy mage guy who's name slips my mind. Being the only shaman I had a whole spell section that was all mine to shock, and for all of the attempts I did just great I'd miss a few here and there, nothing major though. Anyways we come to our last attempt of the night, and the raid is doing fine before the water elementals. The minute they pop they just nuke me, so I'm sitting there deciding if I should pick myself up or not while the raid keeps plowing ahead, and slowly people start dropping. It gets down to one person and the boss is at 2 percent so I pop, heal and the minute I do my buddy gets melee-d in the face and dies. Now it's just me, and this little S.O.B with his 1 percent of health, and I go bawls to the wall dpsing my little heart out, and I shock him, and it's fine, I'm thinking you know I could do this, he has almost no health bar this could be awesome. I'm going and I'm going popping everything and my guild is cheering me on thinking I got this. At that moment he started up another cast, and in my excitement, I hit flame shock instead of earthshock. Since EVERYONE was watching they could see my epic fail as he BLASTED me in the face and finshed off the last bit of my health, and we wiped with him having some like 20k HP or less left. I was so emo, and everyone in my guild gave me shit about it for months.
  16. Figures you'd play bass. I kid <3 Bass is where my heart is keep up the good work. Needs phatter bass lines imo.
  17. He's way cooler then billy mays but he lied to me! Shamwow doesn't work NEAR as well as he said!
  18. 650,000 sounds like a lot, but California real estate is SO ass backwards right now, that I could see it if it was a big ass house. A lot of places here are becoming more expensive, rather then losing value, the people apparently caught on that people are trying to move here now that the market is dropping. I can't see his house being smaller then FPHQ and costing THAT much. But I could see his house being half the size of the new HQ and costing possibly more. Not that much more though, that's crazy talk unless your house comes with 50 naked wimmen waiting to empty to you of your man goods. Or I guess 50...naked....doods? Whatever.
  19. It's funny cause Shaman's are about as worthless as vince 3:
  20. Late but this made me cry laughing.
  21. GAWD A sick plate on the benz I like it!
  22. ^ What ghost said. It was also the fact that Final Fantasy was hestitant to even put it on the PS3 with the sales as crappy as they were/are. They were buying time, when Microsoft came along they jumped on the bus, and I can't even blame them. Like I said a million times. It's a nextgen console way ahead of it's time, with no good games fully utilizing the console's power. Or well no real good games in general that aren't cross platform.
  23. DAM NIG YOU OLD AS SHIET love you <3
×
×
  • Create New...
[[Template core/front/_liskoduje/liskodujeJS is throwing an error. This theme may be out of date. Run the support tool in the AdminCP to restore the default theme.]]