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maxim voted her the world's ugliest woman a few years back, i think they got it right

qft

i tried to find a picture of megan fox to post here, but she looks like she's... performing certain duties to an invisible member in all of them, i think she was talking. so... yeah ; ;

how did i miss this i don't indulge in top chef, but i swear by: america's next top model rock of love i know my kid's a star the tryout phase of american idol intervention flavor of love and i love new york, reunion shows only

rofl

i'd give chipotle due if their burritos didn't taste like watered down crap WILLY'S FOREVER~

i don't even mess with myspace anymore, too many people with retarded pages and bad music. facebook ftw ^^ if anyone uses facebook, i'll add you over there if you tell me who you are

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/06.htm http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/images/06.jpg lollllllllllllllllllllll

willy's burrito-makers are all mexican (at least at the one i go to) take that, chipotle

willy's > chipotle fr srs, chipotle is like crappy willy's

ben needs a sign to tell him how to poop? ; ; he's not invited back into the bathroom at my house

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/hooker_moms if you pop one out, maybe it WOULD be a good idea to put some gd clothes on... on the offchance that your 5 year old asks you why you're dressed like a prostitute. just a thought. also: i went to a water park today... i think there were more fake boobs in the water park than there are at your average strip club. it was beyond ridiculous... however since i am not a photojournalist, i have no examples to post ; ;

way to eat my cat ben, jeez :/

don't tempt me, i've worked at vets for eons and i'm hip to how to get pets on planes. i'll stuff her in a suitcase so fast~

kind of lawl, one died so i went to get the remaining bunny a friend, but there were 2 at the store. so 2 bunnies became 1 bunny became 3 bunnies... 4 if you count the one in the freezer. AND they all hate each other, so i'm so glad i got them friends to hang out with ><

igor... bathroom kitty (as i've been calling her) and freezer bunny will not stand for your shenanigans. neither will bunny a, b, or c for that matter.

hell i've got 4, counting this one... and 6 other pets. she gots to GO, freals. she is really cute and friendly which is why i'm so hesitant to just toss her back outside ; ;

i have a cat staying in my bathroom. she's about 1 year old, very friendly, purrs a lot, and nibbles on toes. she's been spayed, has shots, and is fiv/felv negative. all of this has come out of my very broke pocket, but i couldn't leave her outside. she's up for grabs, she just can't stay in my bathroom forever. putting her on craigslist has gotten me exactly zero emails. inside cat only, preferably the only one or one of two, she hasn't made nice with my other cats but seems to want to play with my small dogs. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/bluedaisee/bk04.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/bluedaisee/bk03.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/bluedaisee/bk02.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/bluedaisee/bk01.jpg ...............…….……..„--~~""”¯¯¯””~~-„……………………………………........... ……………....…..„-~”::::::::::::::::::::::::::”~,…………………………………………. ……………….„~”\,:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::”-,…………………………………....... …………….../;;;;;;|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::\……………………………............ ……………..|;;;;;;;/:::::::””~~--::::::::::::::-~~”::\……………………………........... ……………./”~,;;/:::::::/¯¯¯¯¯’\:::::::::::/’¯¯¯¯’\…………………………......... …………….\ º: ¯::::::::\ . . • . ,/:::::::::::\„ . • . ,/………………………………....... ……………/’::::::::::::::::”~~~”:::::/””~::::’\”~~”.::’\,…………………………………. ………….../:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::’\,__„„/’:::::::::::::’\………………………………... …………..|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::„----„_„---,:::::::::::\………………………........... …………..|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::„~"----„__„„-“:::::::::…………………………....... …………..|::::::::::::::::::::::::::/’;;;;;;;;;/:::::::::::::::::::…WHO WANTS THIS DOG CAT? ………..„~”\:::::::::::::::::::::::::\__;;;;;;\--„::::::::::::::/…………………………........ ……..,-“;:;\ .\,::::::::::::::::::::::::’\„_¯¯¯„-“::::::::::::/…………………………......... ….„~”;:\;:;:;\, .”~„::::::::::::::::::::::::¯¯¯:::::::::::::,-“;\………………………........... .,~”;:;:;:;\;:;:;:”-, . ”~--„:::::::::::::~--„„___„„~“::::„-‘ . |;:'\”~-„………………………… “;:;:;:;:;:;:\;:;:;:;:;”-, . . .”~~---„„„„_______„„„--~” . ./ |;:;:’\;:;”-,……………………... ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;\____;:;”-, ~-„ . . . . . . . . /;;;;;’\, . . .,/ . |;:,~”;:;:::::;”-,…………….......... ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;/;:;:;:;”~, “~-„_ . . . /„;;;;;;;/”-„~” . . |;:;”~„;:;:;:::;’\………………..... ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:/;:;:;:;:;:;:”~„ . .¯”~-’ . “~,;;;’\ . . . . .|;:;:;:;|;:;:;:;:::;’\……………..... ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;”~--„;:;:;:;:;:”~„ . . . . . .|;;;;;;’\ . . . |;:;:;:;/;:;:”~,;:;:\……………… ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:”~--„;:;:;:;:”~„ . . . |;;;;;;;;’\, . .|;:;:;:/;:;:;:;:;’\;:;:\………........ ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:”~-„;:;:;:”~„ .|;;;;;;;;;;;”~,|;:;:;/;:;:;:;:;:;:\;:;:\…………… ;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:”~-„;:;:”~„;;;;;;;;;;;;/;:;,/’;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;\;:;:\…...........

geez gryph... it's like a 4 chambered heart that turns into an apple... DUH >_>

OMG OMG RYEE IT'S THE HILLS i knew i saw a tattoo on audrina in her noodz, i didn't know how silly the design was though http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/29/whos-dumb-tattoo-is-this/ also: igor, i know what it is about her eyes... someone commented that it looks like they were put on upside down. so spot on.

aaaaaaaaaaaand... boobs. old boobs, but good boobs http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/29/helen-hunt-m...bout-your-body/

famous people in high school http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/high_school_roll_call hilarity ensues

completely off topic, but this made me snort http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-dog-pictures-underwater-found-nemo.jpg

for anyone who doesn't read my discarded people magazines like ben does: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/nikki.htm

she's already halfway to your house, run~