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ALERT ALERT! FP SURVIVOR ISLAND IS UNDER ATTACK! Teenage boy pursued by pedobear, casualties on the rise (AP). After Letica was hastily thrown to Pedobear in yesterday's elimination, the island breathed a little sigh of relief to be rid of Pwny and Canada. As the celebration wore on, the islanders heard a whirring sound in the distance. After several minutes of frantic searching for the noise's origin, the remaining few discovered a helicopter had landed on an abandoned stretch of beach. Thinking for sure that they had been rescued, the all ran up to greet their saviors. Little did they realize that this was no rescue mission. A tall, swarthy man with a thick russian accent emerged from the helicopter wielding a gun. Mercilessly, he killed Drunknduncan, Lemontree, and Atrus. The rest of the survivors ran away in panic, and are now currently scattered across the island, hiding. Now that the Russians have set up a camp on the beach, their have been annoucements that for every day we surrender one of our own to them, the rest of us will be given free roam of the island for that day. Forced to turn against each other yet again, FP Survivor Island has taken a grizzly turn... I'm sending Shiki to appease our captors today. Sorry buddy, hopefully all that agi you have will let you dodge bullets. ---Still on the Island--- Andrie Daghostmaker Ezmira Memphis Ryee Shikimaru ---Voted Off--- Adramelach (17th) Beckbristow (9th) Coeus (18th) Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Finnegus (20th) Gryph (14th) Honki (8th) Keldorn (13th) Letica (21st) Lyssa (12th) Richburr (6th) Sauceboss (15th) Shadrende (16th) Shortstick (1st) Stangmeister (11th) Swaloads (4th) Trigori (10th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th) ---Killed--- Atrus (23rd) Drunknduncan (22nd) Lemontree (24th) ---Suicide??--- Klaudia (19th)

OK so this was all very confusing, although our ratings are through the roof! On the 7th, Adramelach was voted off. On the 8th, we removed Coeus, and in a strange twist of events, Klaudia drowned herself in the reef o.O Today we finally purged the island of Pwny, and bid farewell to Finnegus. SO! ---Still on the Island--- Andrie Atrus Daghostmaker Drunknduncan Ezmira Lemontree Letica Memphis Ryee Shikimaru ---Voted Off--- Adramelach (17th) Beckbristow (9th) Coeus (18th) Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Finnegus (20th) Gryph (14th) Honki (8th) Keldorn (13th) Lyssa (12th) Richburr (6th) Sauceboss (15th) Shadrende (16th) Shortstick (1st) Stangmeister (11th) Swaloads (4th) Trigori (10th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th) ---Suicide??--- Klaudia (19th)

Saying that a majority of something happens among Muslims is a bit skewed don't you think? Being the largest religion in the world, youre bound to have more people being circumcised there than in your favorite Jesus lives in Texas cult. The puns, they burn.

Oh Soma, I love when you use your large diction to make light of things. (painful pun is painful) Also, if your member IS prehensile, can we get married like, yesterday? kthx What is the goal of this thread? As Vanin said, if you're trying to discourage any of the forum members from being tricked into this, it's a bit late. And I can count on one hand the number of soon-to-be parents reading this. I don't think there's any especially large stigma for being circumcised or uncircumcised nowadays. Why does America adhere to this practice? Well, my money's on having roots in an uber-puritanical religion that continues to shape everything from the mode we elect government officials, what's printed on our money, to whether we want our wankers hooded or exposed. Also, the studies involving circumcised vs uncircumcised African men and HIV transmission rates is perfectly logical. No one would argue that access to a condom would dramatically reduce the transmission rates among both circ and uncirc males, but in its marked absence, the study looks at what role specifically the foreskin plays in aiding/preventing transmission. *shrug* Not to argue religion here, but a really good way for the biblical writers to instill cultural values was to put their beliefs down in the Bible itself. Sure circumcision was a way to mark the tribe of Israel 'apart' from the pagans/gentiles, a good way to get everyone on board with this was to write it down in the Bible--make it law. That's not to discredit the whole account as something that was just made up; however, the authors of the Bible were human after all, so putting down their history/values parallel to their beliefs in God is a smart move. Reading the Bible 100% literally usually leads to trouble/misunderstandings (as we would need to quickly stone all the fornicators, masturbaters, homosexuals, people who broke dietary law, etc.) I kind of think after reading all your responses that this is a bit of a stab at circumcision as a hold-over from a religion you do not practice/care for (particularly your use of the words "blood rite"), but again I would direct you to our nation's own religious backgrounds if you have any curiosity why this is so prevalent in our country. As for your own child, *shrug*. Get it done, don't get it done. I'm circumcised, I don't think it's preventing me from truly enjoying sex as I would if I had foreskin. I'm not particularly tramautized from an event that I don't even remember, nor has it deterred me from masturbating. Do what you think is best for your child, no one will look at him differently either way.

This thread is going places...I'm just not sure I like it.

im at work. are these links to someone...being...circumcised? mind you i just ate tuna for lunch.

Today I'm voting for Adramelach. I mean hes barely even participating, wtf are we wasting rations on him for?!

That...killed...my...brain cells. The end.

It's also hard to clean I hear.

SO! On the 4th we voted off Gryph in a stunning move of idiocy. On the 5th, we ex'd off Sauceboss, and now the island is black-free. Today in a narrow vote Shadrende was voted off in a bit of a surprise. Sorry EZ, your vote was too late. ---Still on the Island--- Adramelach Andrie Atrus Coeus Daghostmaker Drunknduncan Ezmira Finnegus Klaudia Lemontree Letica Memphis Ryee Shikimaru ---Voted Off--- Beckbristow (9th) Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Gryph (14th) Honki (8th) Keldorn (13th) Lyssa (12th) Richburr (6th) Sauceboss (15th) Shadrende (16th) Shortstick (1st) Stangmeister (11th) Swaloads (4th) Trigori (10th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th)

OMG SORRY IM SUCH A SLACKER BUT I HAVE TALLIED THE VOTES AND HERE ARE YOUR RESULTS! I think I have contracted some sort of jungle flu and it is preventing me from updating like I should. July 2 ejectee - Lyssa July 3 ejectee - Keldorn BE GONE PWNY! lulz My vote for the 4th is Finnegus. WE MISSED ONE OF THE PWNIES! ---Votes--- Coeus - (2) Finnegus (1) Gryph - (4) Memphis - (1) Ryee - (1) ---Left to Vote--- Adramelach Andrie Atrus Daghostmaker Finnegus Lemontree Letica Shadrende ---Voted Off--- Beckbristow (9th) Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Honki (8th) Keldorn (13th) Lyssa (12th) Richburr (6th) Shortstick (1st) Stangmeister (11th) Swaloads (4th) Trigori (10th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th)

haha lo is such a bitch sometimes when lauren and her were looking to move into that house, she was trying to convince lauren that they didnt need audrina to move in. then they took her to lunch and were like "so yeah whats with justin bobby?" hahaha but she usually is the first one of them to say somethings stupid. which i like, bc they collectively act like retards quite often.

as for the hills one: now let me start out saying i am by no means a boob enthusiast...but there is just something about Audrina's boobs that yell FAKE. I don't know if its the weird flat bony gap between them / above them, or the hint of rib underneath...but I don't like them. And lawl at random Lo cameos.

Degeneration - Instantly attack the target dealing 60% weapon damage and inflicting a disease that deals 182 over 12 seconds. This disease will also corrupt an existing heal over time spell, dramatically increasing the damage dealt.

new DS game = a fancy clock to tell time by.

Well, we really stuck it to the man this week! Stangmeister is the 11th person voted off FP Survivor Island. GUARDIANS HAVE NO POWER HERE!

I ninja edited your post Ez. Wanted real names.

HERE BE TODAY'S VOTES! OMG VOTE YOU SILLY PEOPLE! my vote is for Stang. Why'd you vote for me? ---Votes--- Andrie (1) Atrus (3) Coeus (1) Memphis (1) Stangmeister (5) ---Left to Vote--- Daghostmaker Finnegus Keldorn Klaudia Letica Lyssa Shadrende Shikimaru ---Voted Off--- Beckbristow (9th) Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Honki (8th) Richburr (6th) Shortstick (1st) Stangmeister (11th) Swaloads (4th) Trigori (10th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th)

THESE ARE THE RESULTS FOR SUNDAY! DO NOT CONFUSE THEM WITH TODAY'S VOTING! ---Votes--- Gryph (1) Finnegus (1) Letica (3) Ryee (1) Trigori (5) ---Left to Vote--- Andrie Daghostmaker Drunknduncan Keldorn Klaudia Lemontree Letica Ryee Sauceboss Shikimaru ---Voted Off--- Beckbristow (9th) Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Honki (8th) Richburr (6th) Shortstick (1st) Swaloads (4th) Trigori (10th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th) OMG TRIG GOT VOTED OFF! Guardian down! Now to dine upon his delicious mana turkey wings...

I'm too tired from yesterday's physical challenge to count and list all the votes for Sunday. Suffice it to say Beckbristow got voted off, and you all are free to doublecheck my counting skills. NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, SAKE TIME! oh and i vote shad for today. ---Voted Off--- Beckbristow (9th) Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Honki (8th) Richburr (6th) Shortstick (1st) Swaloads (4th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th)

Um...I see Island Fever has set in and now people are speaking in approximate rhyme and are confused about the pigmentation of their skin. In any event, during the worst of the fever the few people in the tribe who showed up to vote voted for HONKI! WOMP WOMP HARHAR BYE NIG! ---Voted Off--- Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Honki (8th) Richburr (6th) Shortstick (1st) Swaloads (4th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th) Hopefully people have recovered today and the votes return to something more normal.

Oh my sorry about yesterday! The gorillas finally took me prisoner for stealing bananas. I barely escaped with my life. ---Votes--- Beckbristow (2) Coeus (1) Finnegus (3) Honki (2) Ryee (2) Shadrende (1) Vixxie (6) ---Left to Vote--- Adramelach Daghostmaker Klaudia Shikimaru Stangmeister Trigori ---Voted Off--- Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Richburr (6th) Shortstick (1st) Swaloads (4th) Wintress (5th) Vixxie (7th) So VIXXIE is 7th person voted off (this is yesterday's tally) FP Survivor Island. Oh Canada...blame Canada...

There once was a man named Shadrende. Who used to be a good friend. Until he stole our food Not cool dude! So today I'm voting you off! (My attempt at a limerick)

---Votes--- Beckbristow (2) Coeus (1) Finnegus (2) Gryph (1) Honki (3) Richburr (6) Vixxie (1) ---Left to Vote--- Adramelach Daghostmaker Drunknduncan Letica Richburr Sauceboss Stangmeister Trigori Vixxie ---Voted Off--- Eria (3rd) Erlin (2nd) Richburr (6th) Shortstick (1st) Swaloads (4th) Wintress (5th) So yeah! Richburr the newest member voted off FP Survivor Island. Andrie is flexing her muscles as a power player...I hope you all have made nice with her!