Gynis

What the hell is "creamed and chipped beef"?

It should be a restaurant called "Johnson's."

What the hell? How long does it take a snake to mate?

The in game VOIP is the same quality as Teamspeak (read crappy) at peak performance. FP has no plans to abandon vent until the money in the bank account runs out.

It's like an interprative Epic Flight form. A bird with guns! xD Looks really cool!

The only other thing I can think that would be worse is animals that have sexual fantasies about aliens, and I think this event was built for them.... and also to go bowling.

Beorn has tickets. And he's not a Klingon. . . .

It's an online Liesure Suit Larry, with crappier graphics. =/

I hope they have good security. Such archrivals aren't to be trusted in enclosed spaces.

Good work guys! I knew this bastage was gonna go down this week. /excited

This episode of Animal Planet was both entertaining, and informative. I wish I had a more developed appreciation for snakes. Thanks for the pics, Robert! I think a lot of these are really cool looking.

Or talented players.

My guess is "stand in an instance alone, wondering why everyone suddenly wanted to do ANYTHING else"

That's clearly a petunia.

Finally, an instructional that I can follow.

I feel sorry for your toaster. =/

Almost. =/

I hope they gave him a bucket when they buried him.

The answer to all of those questions is yes. I suggest you pick up a copy.

LAWL! It's like Ben's Dr. Doolittle.

I'm wearing a Ninja outfit when I play this one: Pat Benatar- Hit Me With Your Best Shot. AND! OMFG:Encore: The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Because if a Real Guitar were played with the same ferocity at FPHQ during a famous party, it would probably result in those strings being used to tie someone up and thrown off the balcony. Without the CLANK! of a misplaced note in Iron Man, it just wouldn't be Christmas with FP.

A classmate of yours should realize that there is a great big world outside of Canada. Most of it filled with people like Beorn. And to some small degree, Hykos. Cope.

Apparently beorn has been planning this game for some time. . . my guess would be in a shack in the bayou.

First person to pull firemaw was Gryph or Rat, wasn't it? Just wandering up thinking they'd be uber?