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Hykos

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  1. whew. that was a long trip to the bathroom.
  2. http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/200...-you-get-a.html There's only one way to find out. A fabulous blog post from Tihomir Nakov records some of the questions put to a friend seeking a job with the company. (Apologies: the link is temporarily not working but you've got the gist below anyway). Here they are: 1. How many golf balls can you fit in a school bus? 2. You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do? 3. How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle? 4. How would you find out if a machine’s stack grows up or down in memory? 5. Explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew. 6. How many times a day does a clock’s hands overlap? 7. You have to get from point A to point B. You don’t know if you can get there. What would you do? 8. Imagine you have a closet full of shirts. It’s very hard to find a shirt. So what can you do to organize your shirts for easy retrieval? 9. Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife. Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens? 10. In a country in which people only want boys, every family continues to have children until they have a boy. if they have a girl, they have another child. if they have a boy, they stop. what is the proportion of boys to girls in the country? 11. If the probability of observing a car in 30 minutes on a highway is 0.95, what is the probability of observing a car in 10 minutes (assuming constant default probability)? 12. If you look at a clock and the time is 3:15, what is the angle between the hour and the minute hands? (The answer to this is not zero!) 13. Four people need to cross a rickety rope bridge to get back to their camp at night. Unfortunately, they only have one flashlight and it only has enough light left for seventeen minutes. The bridge is too dangerous to cross without a flashlight, and it’s only strong enough to support two people at any given time. Each of the campers walks at a different speed. One can cross the bridge in 1 minute, another in 2 minutes, the third in 5 minutes, and the slow poke takes 10 minutes to cross. How do the campers make it across in 17 minutes? 14. You are at a party with a friend and 10 people are present including you and the friend. your friend makes you a wager that for every person you find that has the same birthday as you, you get $1; for every person he finds that does not have the same birthday as you, he gets $2. Would you accept the wager? 15. How many piano tuners are there in the entire world? 16. You have eight balls all of the same size. 7 of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings? 17. You have five pirates, ranked from 5 to 1 in descending order. The top pirate has the right to propose how 100 gold coins should be divided among them. But the others get to vote on his plan, and if fewer than half agree with him, he gets killed. How should he allocate the gold in order to maximize his share but live to enjoy it? (Hint: One pirate ends up with 98 percent of the gold.) One of his readers has a tilt at answering them (scroll down to Tom). But actually I think the answer to all the questions is easier - Google them.
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    lawl atlanta

    I saw this on boingboing this morning. Furries vs. Klingons bowling in Atlanta. http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/25/furri...s-klingons.html http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2426/fursvsklingonpw5.jpg
  4. http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070921.jpg lawl
  5. http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3015/pokemoncatsmallervx3.jpg
  6. http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8646/140980167832231fd84ckd2.jpg courtesy of http://apelad.blogspot.com I watched the video a couple times and I still can't figure out when exactly he got tasted. Oh sure, I hear him screaming a lot while on the ground, but I can't imagine they're tasing him while they're still holding him down. Wouldn't they be shocked too? Anyway, there's no reason to feel sorry for the douche. Judging by his questions and his reactions in the lobby after he was cuffed (If you didn't see that video from after the tasing he kept yelling that the government was taking him away to kill him like they do with all the others), he's obviously a conspiracy nut. He needs to be locked up for a good long while.
  7. i know you can rocket jump and sticky grenade jump
  8. Did anyone get the Beta? I neglected to preorder so I didn't. Some reviews and first impressions have been coming out this week on just about every gaming blog. All signs point to kick ass fun. Here's a couple lengthy class reviews from rockpapershotgun.com The Heavy "I’m not going to be the Medic. I’m not going to be the Scout. I’m going to be Heavy Weapons Guy. I don’t have time to stop and help other people, because I’m in something of a hurry. A hurry to kill." Medic "[...]someone will be attracted to the clinically-dry persona of the Teutonic Medic, half-way between a Nazi Evil ( not mad) Scientist and the voice in a GPS guidance system. You may even just pick it by accident. But not me. Here’s why I play the medic more than anything else… 1) I don’t need to shoot straight. 2) I like to win." DemoMan "Neat calculated trajectories aside, I suppose playing the Demoman largely what we’d call ’spamming’. As soon as I started pumping out the Demoman’s grenades I was flashing back to Quake III team deathmatch – sticking grenades all over the place, just to keep the enemy team at arm’s length."
  9. So that's what you were doing with the vacume last weekend...
  10. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/128297989324220000stupidwalrus.jpg
  11. he died 2 years ago... http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20051007b4.html /sealform anways /flipper salute
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    ZOMGBUSY

    http://wizbangblog.com/images/respect.jpg
  13. 45 bucks isn't bad. If you've already bought HF and Episode 1 then sure, the box is a bit uneccesary. But still, considering what most games cost these days 45 bucks for Ep 2 and TF2 is not a bad deal at all. Portal and the old stuff are just extras.
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    I'd bet 5 bucks on Miro
  15. Better not show this to Kaslor. you know how he likes 'em young.
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    I don't remember who it was, but since this is FP the only way how is "by accident"
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    those were the days....
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    So it's not Joe or Rat? The only other human warrior I can think of is Gryph. I don't think Frighten ever won the Helm of Might.
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    Soma was boomkin wasn't he. And that other warrior is sitting Human style, so I'd guess Joe, since those aren't Gryph's old pre Might shoulders, whatever those were. Oh wait... Rat? Stang, Soma, Stric, Hin, Este, Rat, and Beorn?
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    Im gonna guess Clockwise from you: Stangerang, Gynis, Nyner, Hinaninan, Estebano, not sure how that one is (maybe Teahnprime or Joe, I think that's a Might helmet), and Beorn
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