Sauceboss

I Yelled the F word at my screen just now. I hate you.

13 years of your life? ;~; I'm sorry you wasted so much time D:

DUDE JOURNEY! RHCP! and OFCOURSE THE ACE OF SPADES! /excited.

Mage * Frost Armor, Ice Armor, Mage Armor and Molten Armor are no longer Magic effects and cannot be dispelled. WTF HAX not playing my shaman anymore.

^ Well played.

I was gonna go kick it with beck, but I didn't have money to get up to SD lame 3:

ECTH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I'm lost without you! 3:

I like the way the portray the joker in the killing joke, and I like the way it tells his story. Imo it's the best that I've read. I'm a fan of the Joker when he's just a vicious black humor killer, but the killing joke is more about his story then just him being crazy. I'm also a HUGE fan of his monologue to batman, and how he goes about it so it'll probably always be my favorite, but by all means honki tonk! Write me up a list!

So I have to do a monologue for class, and I have to present it when I graduate, and I put off my graduation because I wanted it to be something that would leave a mark, be it funny, or just ownage. As EVERYONE knows by this point, I am a HUGE Joker fan. Batman is basically the only DC comic I like, and I absolutely love the way the Joker has evoled. My favorite story of the Joker EVER is "The Killing Joke" by Alan Moore. I finally got my hands on it, and there's 3 monologues in this book. One of them is more of a song, but I decided to mix both of them, one is aimed that Gordon the Police Chief, and the other is at Batman himself. I'm not sure if I can pull it off, or how it's gonna go, but this is the monologue taken straight from the book, basically word for word save for one word or so. Why I'm posting this here, I dunno but I guess if you guys wanna comment or give me suggestion that'd be cool :3 Oh Barb? Please don’t worry. It’s a psychological compliant, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she’s a coffee table edition…Mind you, I can’t say much for the volume’s condition. I mean, there’s a hole in the jacket, and the spine appears to be damaged. Quite frankly I don’t think she’ll be walking off the shelves in that state of repair. In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems increasingly remote. But then, that’s always been a problem with most soft-backs. God, these literary discussions are so dry. When you’ve finished with the old boy, you know where to take him, and please do be careful! After all he IS topping the bill. You know it’s such a shame you’ll miss your father’s debut, miss Gordon. Sadly our venue wasn’t built with the disabled in mind. But don’t worry…I’ll take some snapshots to remind him of you. Why am I doing this you ask? To prove a point. Here’s to crime. Oh so I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I’m glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn’t matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum…Gordon’s been driven mad. I’ve proved my point. I’ve demonstrated there’s no difference between me and everyone else all it takes is One. Bad. Day. To reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just One. Bad. Day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a Bad. Day. And everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else… Only you won’t admit it. You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there’s some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what IS it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that…Something like that happened to me, you know. I…I’m not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! But my point is. My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can’t you? I mean you’re not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we’ve come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen?! Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed it’s war debt creditors. TELEGRAPH POLES! It’s all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for…It’s all just a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?

I'm running Vista on my laptop, and I've had more problems with XP then with Vista. Shit is just everywhere, and it's still new so it needs a bit of servicing, but it's just like every other new OS. :3

Oh wow Shiki.

Benny's post pretty much sums it up, though I've never dealt with a funky odor maybe I'm just a shower nazi, but when I was battin solo homeruns every day every chance I had I never had that problem.

Oh lord epic thread is epic.

Whatever Saucbo has better things to do then protect you scrubs. When the cheetahs and tigers and ligers and pigs eat your face off and taint your food and water supplies you'll be begging for some black protection. Die fast :3

The cotton farmers attack the model! Jealousy I sees it.

http://deathknight.info/wp-content/uploads...8/06/rjk4tt.png So don't worry about those sweet purples going to waste yo! :333

Sorry Gryph I love you, but I also love winning I hope you understand. Also today I vote uh.. Finnegus.

/Gryph. You're kind of a big deal, and I can't have that kind of competition, I hope you understand.

Wtf I'm being way outplayed run with it ben go!

Later Keldorn. No offense but I must remove the enemy threat to my island of justice. It's kill or be killed in Saucbo's world and I'm tired of worrying! Now make sure press this button EVERY 12 hours. Otherwise we'll die.

Touche Shiki. When you're right you're right MAKE WITH THE PURPLE DRANK

HAPPY BAWLS DAY BAWLS

Your dogs are so awesome beck

Lyssa. Canada threat is down right? Pwny threat next.

If this was how to posted the orginal post about the FP gear I would have bought the shirt instantly. Boobs and Tattoos what more could you ask for? Well played Lemon Well playeed.