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So I asked Fano to tell some jokes during SSC since the trash killing was getting mind-numbing...this is what we got in party chat:

 

Fondness, I have two news, the good and different bad one, have left the drugs, but do not be where.

 

What does Tarzan say to him to a mouse? So small and with moustache!

And What does say the mouse to Tarzan? So huge and with diaper!

 

What did say a banana to him(her) to a gelatine?

Still I do not undress and already these trembling.

 

In an advertisement of the newspaper he was saying: invisible man looks for a transparent woman to do things never dress

 

The taxi driver said: It does not fit doubt. Then, doubt was travelled

 

He was such a brute So brute child, that when the teacher was erasing the task of the blackboard, he was erasing it of the notebook

 

mom! mom! In the college they say to me weekend. why Sunday?

 

Only they are two words in the world that many doors will open you. push and pull

 

She was such a fat, but so fat lady, who when she was going out in the television, was going out in all channels

 

There was once type so, but so old, that instead of sperms had espermatozauros

 

When son sees, is how much 4 for 4? Tie! And is how much 2 for 1? Offer

 

He was such an ugly, but so ugly cook, who was making cry to the onions

 

 

WTF....Fano is ftmftw xD WTF XD WTF

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lol, i like the one where the cook is so ugly the onions are the ones crying.

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There was once type so, but so old, that instead of sperms had espermatozauros

 

 

LAWLAWLAWL

 

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HAHAH oh man fano. you're the best dude

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She was such a fat, but so fat lady, who when she was going out in the television, was going out in all channels

 

AHAHAHAHA

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There was once type so, but so old, that instead of sperms had espermatozauros

 

rofl hahaha.

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I read this post this morning... but my brian shut down and I went into a small coma trying to comprehend these joke...

 

/legendary thread

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hahahahahaha, amazing.

 

y fano, no fumes!!!!!!!

Edited by Klaudia

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JAJJAJA those jokes are waay better in fano's English than in Spanish!

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