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Teh Dez Is Back


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I posted in this in RL because I didn't feel like changing pages to view the Members General page to post this there. Deal with it. Anywho, to those of you who didn't know yet, I'm back. Back as in back in the game, not on the forums, I've sorta been on the forums on and off since I announced my retirement back in... November? December? Something like that. Anywho, I've gotten ahold of Scrapes' extra account and am starting a new character on there. I'm still incredibly busy working 40-50 hours a week, going to class 9 hours a week and spending most of my remaining time with my amazing girlfriend so I don't know if I'll even bother attempting to raid but I will be playing on a semi-regular basis I think. To those of you who have no idea who I am... well... you're probably better off that way. Ask around. I'll make you spend more in repairs then you ever have in your life. Trust me.

 

So yeah. Be prepared for tons of all caps/no spaces talk in /gchat. Be prepared for tons of random wipes. Be prepared for terrible singing on Vent. TehDez is back.

 

Oh. And I've already gotten /gkicked once. And I also /gquit once. Speaking of which... there wern't any officers on to reinvite me... so I might need another /ginvite when someone gets a chance... yeah.

 

Oh. And I think Stang mentioned something about how my looks were slipping these days or something. To prove him wrong, here's some recent/semi-recent pics. Enjoy.

 

Drying my pants using the Chimera fire thing.

http://photos-306.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/72/29/1443870034/n1443870034_12306_6232.jpg

 

Me and Kelly (the girlfriend)

http://photos-299.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/72/29/1443870034/n1443870034_12299_4601.jpg

 

Another one of Kelly and I

http://photos-301.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/72/29/1443870034/n1443870034_12301_5077.jpg

 

Me trying to lick Frank (Don't be jealous)

http://photos-198.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v74/135/111/2359451/n2359451_38637198_5325.jpg

 

That's my ass. Everyone likes it.

http://photos-861.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v74/135/111/2359451/n2359451_38636861_2964.jpg

 

I'm a pimp.

http://photos-302.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v77/72/29/1443870034/n1443870034_12302_5310.jpg

 

I had long-ish hair for awhile.

http://photos-391.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v72/204/69/6850391/n6850391_37703063_2268.jpg

 

I'm a Gangsta

http://photos-318.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v54/56/100/2313402/n2313402_35007318_8303.jpg

 

Most of those pics are from... Saturday night... so they're quite recent. I hope you enjoyed a peek in Dez's life.

 

 

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Dez, hmm the name sounds familiar. Ohhhhh yeah now I remember you. You're the jerkface that talked me into joining this guild then left the game. Now everyone knows who to blame. Welcome back Jeff!!!! <3 GG <3

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hahahahah i love you leif.

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Yays, more pictures. zomg.

 

Welcome back Dez! I was so happy to reinvite you last night! =P

 

You gotta get the expansion yo!

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Welcome back buddy! Now you can join the SEMIRETIREDBUTSTILLNEEDTOGETOURFIXFROMTIMETOTIME club with the rest of us!

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You know Jeff there are only three words that I can think of that really describe the reaction I'm having right now.

 

About #$%@ing time.

 

Welcome back bro, to a whole new ball game.

 

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What did I tell you about calling your boyfriend a girlfriend while you are dressed in drag Dez?

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did bentley just say your girl looks like a drag queen?

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No, I think he's saying that I'm the female in that picture dressed in drag and that the dude in that picture is my boyfriend. Apparently Bentley's crack problem is still haunting him.

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Well at least Valdez can keep up with to conversation.

 

If you need any help (mostly weekends when I am not raiding) Please don't hesitate to task. Nice to have you back Dez.

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Umm, would you be kind enough to go away again? Thanks. :D

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No, I got it right he said that your girl looks like a drag queen. He thinks its you but he is still saying she looks like a drag queen, thats not very nice of him. You guys should throw down.

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You have been in the guild for like 25 hours and you havent wiped any raid that I have been in. MuaAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. I am immune to your witchcraft.

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welcome back dez...thanks for the warning.. lol..I guess i need to start right away and farm some gold for my repair bills.... <3

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