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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

 

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for

the traditional feast.

Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.

 

She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

 

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,

removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the

turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the

oven.

 

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of

the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit

something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

 

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,

"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this

horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

 

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay

eggs!

 

Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!

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