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ITALIAN MATH TEST

An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he

passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman

said.

"Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without

numbers?" the Italian says, "Data easy." and he proceeds to draw three

trees.

 

"What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and

tree and tree make a nine," says the Italian.

 

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use

the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

 

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture

that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you

go."

 

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to

represent 99?"

"Each of da trees isa dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree,

and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

 

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire

this Italian, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,

but represent the number 100."

 

The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture

again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere

you go. One hundred."

 

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that

represents a hundred!" (You're going to love this one!!!)

 

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each

tree and says, "A little doga came along and crapa by eacha tree. So

now you gota dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty

tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, when I'm a gonna start?"

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I lol'd =)

 

The only one I know is maybe a bit more than PG-13...If Gynis gives the go-ahead I'll share =P

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haha.. wait.. that makes 99.9.. which we all know IS NOT 100!!!!

 

and we all also know to never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!!!

 

Love it man.. miss all you guys.. I'll be back on vent this weekend.. the girl is going home.. woot!!! ehhem I mean.. yeah I'll miss her.. hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha /slumpover

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I'm a foreman at a constrction site and this joke offends me.

 

PS Miss you Puz

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I'm a foreman at a constrction site and this joke offends me.

 

PS Miss you Puz

 

Whatever. You wish you had a job.

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I miss you too Shiki!!!

 

BUT when I'm rich from this movie stuff I'll buy one of those run down military complexes and we'll have a WoW NORAD like in war games.. and and and Gynis can be the evil computer Joshua.. and and and Vanin can be the general that comes in at the end who's gotta brief the president..

 

Am just spitballing here people.. =)

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and we all also know to never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!!!

 

Princess Bride FTGDMFW!

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