Gynis 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 >The Sensitive Man *>>>*A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up>leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around>his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely>filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in>the bedroom,>with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed>in rows covering the entire wall! *>>*It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange>them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put>into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom>shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and>huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found>it>strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a l arge a collection>of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite>impressed by his sensitive side. *>>*They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,>she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the>one!>Maybe he could be the future father my children?" *>>*She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds>warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically>lifts her in his>arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's>clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she>responds>with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. *>>>*After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive>guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls>over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" *>>*The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her>eyes, and says........................................... *>>*>>*>>*Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrende 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigami 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 I loved it when I got this at work! Stupid men =P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daghostmaker 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 OWNED. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esteban 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 HAHAHHAHAH that was great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdez 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 My father told me this joke a few years ago. I had completely forgotten about it. Thank you for bringing it back into my life. I shall now tell everyone I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stricnyne 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 .... so is that why girls keep giving me life sized stuffed bears as presents?? hrmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erlin 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 shiki gave me branham as my prize Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikimaru 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 shiki gave me branham as my prize LAWL its true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loofa 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 i could have won the entire wall in an hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branham 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 does that mean i'm a top tier reward, or bottom tier? O_o;; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gynis 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 I think top or bottom is usually a personal preference. But I have my suspicions... OMG! GYNIS! PG-13 THREAD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esteban 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 pg-13? thats what we have inuendos for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyakira 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2006 top is preferred....but I like to get sideways...is there one for that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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