Preview of the 3rd Annual Wolf Dragoons Golf Tournament

What: 3rd Annual Wolf Dragoons Golf Tournament

Where: Jacksonville, FL

When: Saturday 19 Aug 06

Why: Because we can

Who: Hurricane, Archangel, Scintilla

 

Vegas Line: Hurricane 2-1 to win

Archangel 10-1 to win

Scintilla no way in hell

 

Participant Backgrounds

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Archangel a.k.a Kait - Commander of the Wolf Dragoons and leader of the feared Hunting Pack. Winner of the first two Tournies. Golf game has been relatively steady over the years but not particularly impressive. A killer instinct and the ability to step up his game at Tourny time have garned him the first two trophies as well as the jealousy of other tourny participants. The outlook for this years tourny is bleak, however, as the Commander goes into this tourny with multiple injuries as well as a lack of practice.

 

 

Hurricane a.k.a Reinhard - XO of the Wolf Dragoons and key member of the Hunting Pack. Runner-up in both of the first two tournies. Has a very impressive golf game but tends to overcompensate. It is unknown if constant stables duty will have affected golf game. Bitter over narrow losses in previous years, is abusing his role as this year's Tourny Commissioner to suspend normal PGA handicapping rules. Even with this karmic burden to bear, Hurricane is easily the favorite in this year's tourny.

 

 

Scintilla - Newest member of the Wolf Dragoons (due to being the Commanders girlfriend). Newcomer to the golf scene. Reportedly just started golfing only 2 months ago. Other than hitting balls on the driving range has only ever played 9 holes. Pretty good swing for a girl. Resigned to the discrimenatory actions of the Tourny Commissioner, will still try to be a darkhorse contender. Skills at jumping from moving vehicles may come in handy.

Response removed by PGA officials.

 

Please refrain from trying to bite off more than you can chew.

.....bite off more than I can chew! I know that was you Gryph oh yes...watch your back punk!

As Commander of the Wolf Dragoons, I am acting in my official capacity to make Gryph a member of the Wolf Dragoons. (Join the Army, high pay, low danger, quit when you want. You will love it Gryph.)

 

I have verified with PGA officials that this will allow Gryph to participate in future Wolf Dragoons Golf Tournaments. He can now defend his honor from Hurricane's challenge on the course.

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