jesilyn 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2006 FP, are you up to the bad joke challenge?! I think you are, 'cause I've heard some of you who thought you were being funny, and well, yeah .... this one's for you Lt. (Better known as Danarus) What did the policeman say to his shirt? I'm placing you under a vest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenheart 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2006 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course? In case he got a hole in one =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bentley 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2006 please have mercy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeAhnPrime 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2006 so a guy walks into a bar it hurt. What kind of cheese isnt yours? Nacho cheese Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arty 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2006 so a guy walks into a bar it hurt. What kind of cheese isnt yours? Nacho cheese I was about to do that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bentley 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2006 which one... that is two! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecthelion 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2006 What do you get with two Star Wars fans, a Darth Vader mask, and a glow in the dark condom? The Empire Strikes back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesilyn 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2006 Woohoo! Way to get into the bad joke spirit! /applaud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyakira 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2006 Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? He had to buy a herring-aid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyakira 0 Report post Posted May 29, 2006 What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutubi 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 what do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. Okay, I win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalifornia 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 What do you get if you cross an Elephant and a Rhinocerous? HellifIknow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesf 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 There are two biscuits in the oven. One biscuit turns to the other and says "Holy crap its hot in here" The other biscuit in complete surprise says "Holy crap a talkin biscuit!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnok 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 What's in the middle of nowhere? h Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormhelm 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 wanna hear a dirty joke a boy jumped in a puddle of mud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stricnyne 0 Report post Posted May 30, 2006 Got any gwapes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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