Undocumented Immigrants

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Undocumented Immigrants

 

In the last several months, intellectual hucksters have played the silly game covering up for aliens who are in this country illegally by calling them "undocumented immigrants."

 

Continuing with that goofy theme, here at The Point we've come up with a few silly names of our own.

 

A drug dealer is an unlicensed pharmaceutical salesman.

A loan shark is your neighborhood loan officer.

Armed robbery is an unscheduled monetary disbursement.

A rapist is an insistent lover.

A murderer is a life-expectancy curtailer.

A gang member is a community service club organizer.

Pimp -- human resources officer.

Race hustler -- civil rights activist.

Drunk driver -- a sobriety-challenged motorist.

And a political con man is an elected official.

 

Now, we'd like to hear from you. Tell us about some of the silly euphemisms you've come up with.

 

And that's The Point.

 

I'm Mark Hyman.

 

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