New standard for flaming an OP

Found this because im at school but not in class and bored out of my mind. So, copy/paste it, check off all applicable comments, and save yourself an hour or two.

 

Dear:

 

[ ] Moron

[ ] Loser

[ ] Ganker

[ ] 12 Year Old

[ ] Twink

[ ] Troll

[ ] Nerfherder

[ ] l337 d00d

[ ] Whiner

[ ] Fruit of the Stupid Tree

[ ] Other

 

You are being flamed because:

[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the common suggestions thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.

[ ] You posted a "Nerf Pallies!" thread.

[ ] You posted a "Buff Pallies!" thread.

[ ] You posted a "Nerf Shaman!" thread.

[ ] You posted a "Buff Shaman!" thread.

[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.

[ ] You need to lean to play your class.

[ ] You need to learn to play the game.

[ ] You have no concept of class balance.

[ ] You're just an idiot.

[ ] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.

[ ] You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.

[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.

[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.

[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class .

[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.

[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.

[ ] You made a ridiculous claim.

[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.

[ ] You fell from "the tree."

[ ] You posted false information.

[ ] You just plain suck.

[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.

[ ] The topic/content of your post is made by Hormel.

[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.

[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.

[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods.

[ ] You are too stupid to argue with.

[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.

 

In punishment, you must:

[ ] Play a paladin to level 60.

[ ] /delete yourself

[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.

[ ] Play a FULL demon spec Warlock to 60.

[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.

[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery.

[ ] Help defeat MCP.

[ ] Go aggro the murloc.

[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum.

[ ] All of the above.

 

In closing, I'd like to say:

[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.

[ ] Get a life.

[ ] Never post again.

[ ] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.

[ ] STFU.

[ ] Learn to post

[ ] All of the above

[ ] Go read the lore:

To the OP

 

Dear Fruit of the stupid tree,

 

You are being flamed because you just plain suck. As punishment you must play a Paladin to level 60. In closing I would like to say never post again.

 

GTFOKTHXBAI

"And teahn, make it on a PvP server"

 

I've seen that format used for the longest time, but now you brought me the original, thanks!