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Is Dez a shecksy beast?  

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  1. 1.

    • Yes.
      0
    • OMGYES.
      0
    • ZOMGYES!
      4
    • I want to have his children.
      8
    • Dez is having too much fun playing with the forums.
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Scrapes (alex) posted a few pics of us and our crazy shennagans. Since I got my laptop back, I found more pictures. I'll post a few so you realize that I'm as crazy IRL as I am in game.

 

 

To begin, a somewhat normal picture of myself.

 

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4026/e26c4zn.jpg

 

There's only one way to find out if you can fit a tenns ball in your mouth.

 

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/2857/a5236lx.jpg

 

Sometimes I pretend I'm a gangsta.

 

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9558/a4e97ey.jpg

 

I was slightly intoxicated. Deer in headlights what?

 

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/2818/f1e71ay.jpg

 

I may or may not have been drunk. I may or may not have been passed out. That may or may not be a can of Miller High Life Light in my hand. You be the judge.

 

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7900/cdc34os.jpg

 

This was taken after the picture above. I tried to go to sleep on a fold-out couch. My friends thought it would be fun to fold me UP in the couch. They then thought it would be fun if they blasted an air horn at me. I ended up falling asleep in the couch. I think. I might have gotten out. Come to think of it, I don't really remember...

 

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/5079/75b28ua.jpg

 

Scrapes (Alex's) sisters room. She didn't like that sweater. I told her it looked good. She didn't think so. To prove my point, I put it on. I still think it looks good.

 

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2769/jeffpretty32my.jpg

 

Alright. That's enough for now.

 

Oh. And ladies, try to keep the /drools to a minimum.

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i didnt vote "I want to have his children." >.>

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Oh man...

 

For what it's worth, I would have shut you up in a couch to get ridd'a ya, too biggrin.gif

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So far 4 people would like to have my children, but only one female has made comments. What does that mean?

 

:shock:

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I get back from checking out my old stomping grounds near DC, (go go Alexandria, VA!) and what do I see? Valdez whoring himself. :shock:

 

Wait, that's what the pink's about, right? :?

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haha from a girl's point of view you look nicer in the pink sweater than you do with the whole ghetto white boy look =x

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need to grow some boobies then your look might improve a bit..

 

OoO yea, ur hat looks a bit off center..

 

cheers

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haha from a girl's point of view you look nicer in the pink sweater than you do with the whole ghetto white boy look =x

 

QFT.

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Yes, I do want to have his children.

 

Look at what he can fit into his mouth!!!!!!

 

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

 

LOUD NOISES, bunnIES Baseball!! SI swimsuit addition........... dogs peeeeeing on fire hydrants me notbeing able to spell!!!

 

 

ahhh there we go

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Yes, I do want to have his children.

 

Look at what he can fit into his mouth!!!!!!

 

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

 

LOUD NOISES, bunnIES Baseball!! SI swimsuit addition........... dogs peeeeeing on fire hydrants me notbeing able to spell!!!

 

 

ahhh there we go

 

I just did the same thing.

 

EARMUFFS!

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haha from a girl's point of view you look nicer in the pink sweater than you do with the whole ghetto white boy look =x

 

coming from a gay man. . . you look hot boi keep up the look :wink:

 

maybe an edit to your post to change it from ladies to guys not drooling? eh, just a thought.

 

/drool

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