FP Survivor!

I rhyme Shaft with Shaft.

 

Wooooooorrrrrrrrrdddddddddddd

This is my careface for you! Wait I dun has one! :3

baa

 

honki

It's ok Geeeeee I don't have a careface for you either. West Side!

I got a little something hurr for you Timmeh.

 

My name is Sauceboss, and I'm Caucasian and Black

Part of me says work, the other sells crack

 

I'll steal your tv,but I'll still bring it back

I'll steal your girlfriend, but never take her to the sack

 

BECAUSE I'M CAUCASION AND BLACK

I'LL NEVER LOOK BACK

EVEN THOUGH I CANT RAP

ILL STILL TRY AND SOUND LIKE CRAP

 

Word.

 

EDIT: Rap Battle Begin.

Edited June 28, 2008 by Ruby

Sorry honki, they made it too easy this time for the man to keep a brotha down....so, your going down. lolol

Oh you backstappin' sons of bitches. Can't see I didn't see this one comming. Sonofbitchmustpay.

Saucerap = bad rap.

I can't believe I missed an entire voting day.. omg.. must.. be here.. later today >.>

I got a little something hurr for you Timmeh.

 

My name is Sauceboss, and I'm Caucasian and Black

Part of me says work, the other sells crack

 

I'll steal your tv,but I'll still bring it back

I'll steal your girlfriend, but never take her to the sack

 

BECAUSE I'M CAUCASION AND BLACK

I'LL NEVER LOOK BACK

EVEN THOUGH I CANT RAP

ILL STILL TRY AND SOUND LIKE CRAP

 

Word.

 

EDIT: Rap Battle Begin.

 

It's cool that you took me serious champ, it was like really early for me, and I didn't bother to try because as we all know I simply can't be bothered.

I'm impressed that you gave it a shot, what did it take you all day to get that clever?

 

Look guys I'm back.

I think I'm a big dog, and my name is zach.

I throw punches at cats -

but really I'm just sad because in reality I'm the one that never can get a girl in the sack.

 

Now I won't pull the race card but let me tell you the truth.

This guy plays a huntard- but if it wasn't for Gar he woulda never made it through.

Check his pms if you need the truth.

Garnok's been holding his hand-cause he's the man and zach's just following suit.

He's probably the only reason you never got the boot.

Unless stang thought you were cute and you were makin his horn toot.

 

kthnx, next time you step to me

make sure you know who you're messin with B

I'm not a rapper

but I'm not gonna let some canadian wannabe keep messin with me

Now click your Ruby slippers just 1, 2, 3

You went from emeraldflame to Ruby-of-shame and I'm still the number one G.

 

/Team Sauce

 

 

:3 Love you Zach.

 

 

I should have never tried to out Rap Sauce.

 

 

but it totally only took me all of like, 5 minutes. It actually started out as Darch and I rapping on msn.

 

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I just got owned by Sauce

And so will you.

 

Kbye

I love you bby <3

+100 Sauce

Insults should be well avenged or well endured. -- Scottish Proverb

Of course you realize, this means war -- Bugs Bunny

 

 

/Sigh. No need for black-up this time, listen up crackers

 

Saucebo

sucha big ho'

always talkin' about my willie

now thats plain silly

can't you see its wack yo

but I'll still sell you crack though

taking money from crackery bigots

cos I'm sick,its

just the way i get my payback

to put me on the right track

takin' me to hotlanta

sauce, heres some mylanta

now whatd' you learn?

your ass just got a burn

 

Shad:

 

Cracker-ass cracker voting on my race

its time you were put in your place

gonna make tears run down your face

now listen on up, cos here's my case

 

"I work on computers in the midwest

maybe one day soon I'll get some hair on my chest

do those things that real men do

maybe some day i can get some bitches too"

 

Now whats a brother like me gotta do

to make you see just what I go through

twits around me every day and every night

always be frontin, trying to put up fight

can't see they've been outclassed

guess they just need my foot up their ass

 

 

Coeus: Sorry, your just not worth my time (hate hate hate)

 

 

In summation:

I hate you,I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts.

I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.

And as I sip my soda I'm sure somebody spit in, I just would like to say to all of you:

Kiss my ass you rotten motheref@^#rers. Now If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go home

and put some water in Shad's momma's dish. Good Evening.

 

lolnotsafeforwork

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do71O6X0n50

Alrite honki the real big dog has come to play.

Lemme dust my shoulders off as you all make way.

Now I didn't rap for serious when I came at you the first time.

Maybe I was delierous but this time I'm comin at you-

Full force like cause you sound like a girl with roid rage on her period.

Now this rap thing aint serious it's just a game.

And when I hit the court I come like jordan and you know I can't be tamed

but this ain't the little league kid this the Rap nba

and I'll fly over you with that numba 23 fade-away

 

Lololololz <3

 

I forgot, I gotta stick up for my nignog

 

Honki, why you raggin on shad?

Atleast he's got a job

you can't even get an interview

This is team sauce dog

And we eat up kids like you.

Om nom nom like you know that Sauceboss do.

Edited June 29, 2008 by Sauceboss

Son you garbage we got lie detectors, man we know you fake,

cuz you amount to more ass than girls at a concert for Justin Timberlake,

Your whack raps, dawg your whole verse sound like a chorus,

Cuz you repeat the flow, Questioning me like a lost tourist,

You catz is boring to me, lets state the facts, you need a dictionary...

To post ya raps, but you seem to have forgot the use of a cemetery...

I bury the lies, along with you cries cuz n*gga this is a lyrical avalanche...

So Why you crossing my path, I over do shit like using a laser to kill ants,

Son lets be honest, you should pay homage, so nigga wheres the money,

You suppose to be a thug, more like a clown, cuz you n*ggas is funny

 

Ya... I totally made that up on my own. No way I would type in battle rap on google search.

 

/White

Edited June 29, 2008 by Ruby

This is hilarious.

can i vote for all of you? ><

Dustin' off your shoulders? yeah thats real rough

get some head and shoulders for your dandruff

you can't beat me cos I'm too tough

gonna keep this short, no more fluff

you messed with the king now thats real funny

I'm the Og with all the honeys

when this is over you'd think the last rap was sunny

and ima cash in for even more money

 

I'm old school playa from back in the day

bustin' up rhymes like i was sculptin some clay

you're not even down with NWA

gonna go drop you in green bay

thats a town where crackers belong

eatin' some cheese, singing some song

I wouldnt touch it with a 10 foot tong

worst part is you know I ain't wrong

 

Just one more to show my game

those rhymes about jordan were really lame

verbal attacks should be meant to maim

but all the junk you talk is all the same

my times about up so I'll keep this short

you just got bombed from my fort

Tim you and rhymes shouldn't even court

thats how I roll, no need to retort.

 

wow, i'm votin myself the hell outta here!

I think we're all the real winners in this thread.

I think we're all the real winners in this thread.

 

Hell no, Honki just beat his ass.

Um...I see Island Fever has set in and now people are speaking in approximate rhyme and are confused about the pigmentation of their skin. In any event, during the worst of the fever the few people in the tribe who showed up to vote voted for HONKI!

 

WOMP WOMP HARHAR BYE NIG!

 

---Voted Off---

Eria (3rd)

Erlin (2nd)

Honki (8th)

Richburr (6th)

Shortstick (1st)

Swaloads (4th)

Wintress (5th)

Vixxie (7th)

 

Hopefully people have recovered today and the votes return to something more normal.

 

I vote for teritrig because he never votes, and he didnt get firewood last night like he was supposed to!

I vote for teritrig because he never votes, and he didnt get firewood last night like he was supposed to!

 

Mmmmm.... wings.. >.>

 

/triggles!