Klaudia 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2007 I stumbled across this site, http://www.overheardinnewyork.com, and thought I'd share it with fellow FP =p Its quotes that people have overheard being said in New York, and they are pretty amazing. Note: Lots of bad words, this is New York we're talking about. A few of my favorites: Young boy to mother: I wish you would stop blaming me for all of your life's problems! Afro: Shit, n****, you never heard of Serendipity's? Cornrows: Nah. Afro: It's a m****f**ing ice cream parlor. Cornrows: Like what? Häagen-Dazs? Afro: Nah, they charge you up the ass and you're surrounded by white people. Cornrows: Like Häagen-Dazs? Afro: Nah, it's classy. Fool, don't you know anything about class? Cornrows: So it's like Häagen-Dazs. Afro: Damn, you ignorant. Little girl, about hobo wrestling with a bush: Mommy, why is he doing that? Mother: I don't know, honey. Little girl: Maybe he's the gardener! Mother: Maybe! Or maybe he's just f***ing crazy. Thug: Yo, any saltwater fish -- mad high maintenance! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hvilelos 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2007 We should make "Things overheard in Atlanta"! Fat woman 1: Yo LaCretia! (not sure on the spelling, that's how it sounded) Fat woman 2: What girl! Fat woman 1: I gots ta doo doo! Verbatim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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