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Overheard In New York


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I stumbled across this site, http://www.overheardinnewyork.com, and thought I'd share it with fellow FP =p Its quotes that people have overheard being said in New York, and they are pretty amazing. Note: Lots of bad words, this is New York we're talking about. A few of my favorites:

 

Young boy to mother: I wish you would stop blaming me for all of your life's problems!

 

Afro: Shit, n****, you never heard of Serendipity's?

Cornrows: Nah.

Afro: It's a m****f**ing ice cream parlor.

Cornrows: Like what? Häagen-Dazs?

Afro: Nah, they charge you up the ass and you're surrounded by white people.

Cornrows: Like Häagen-Dazs?

Afro: Nah, it's classy. Fool, don't you know anything about class?

Cornrows: So it's like Häagen-Dazs.

Afro: Damn, you ignorant.

 

Little girl, about hobo wrestling with a bush: Mommy, why is he doing that?

Mother: I don't know, honey.

Little girl: Maybe he's the gardener!

Mother: Maybe! Or maybe he's just f***ing crazy.

 

Thug: Yo, any saltwater fish -- mad high maintenance!

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We should make "Things overheard in Atlanta"!

 

Fat woman 1: Yo LaCretia! (not sure on the spelling, that's how it sounded)

Fat woman 2: What girl!

Fat woman 1: I gots ta doo doo!

 

Verbatim.

 

:sick:

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