lemontree

aaaaaaand boobs http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/28/bulletin-jan...nson-looks-hot/

not boobs, but elbowing in on trainwreck territory http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/28/big-markdown...t-teen-couples/

i think he may have it for 360, i'll have to double check

you and div need to duel or something i would pay good money to see that go down

trust me ryee, pics of a hills girl might even merit your own personal phone call from me. sarah mclachlan DOESN'T look bad for 40, i agree. i still might consider a one-piece if i were in her position, or a more supportive top. rumer willis is very fugly, truer words have never been spoken for all interested parties, there's a fake sex tape on tmz. not linking it because it's not really the gray's anatomy chick, so who really cares amirite?

tmz is on their game today. here's a gallery of celebrity butterfaces (if you have to ask, you probably don't need to know) http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/butterface another courtesy of tmz~ http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/27/sarah-mclach...th-not-so-fair/

hi there, my name is lemontree. some of you know me better as lemon (kekekeke). i'd like to take a moment to lay out the purpose of this thread. some of us, myself included, enjoy celebrities. others enjoy certain parts of the female anatomy. these are two things that are frequently combined on gossip websites that i look at daily. not everyone has all the free time i do to track down lindsey lohan's latest side boob shot. this is where i come in, bringing overexposed celebrity skin to the masses. also, it gives me something to do while i'm looking for party for 6 hours in final fantasy xi. in short, if you like boobs, continue on. if you don't, go read another thread. nothing i post contains nipples or is porn, and it's all through a link so nice kids at work won't get assaulted by cleavage while the boss walks by. if you'd like to comment, please do so. if you have a favorite celebrity (omgomgomg ryee and the hills), let me know. i'm a master detective. this thread is no more NSFW than an issue of people magazine, or as a wise man once said, an episode of the soup. i'll start off with something near and dear to my heart... bad boob jobs. http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/3447786819.jpg enjoy~

yeah yeah yeahs?

i've seen blogs where people take a picture every day for a year, or take 60-80 over the course of one day. i always thought that was pretty neat and i'd like to do it but i think i'm too f'in unorganized >< every day for 18 years is nuts though. maybe exposure to the camera gave him cancer? (that was a terrible joke, let's just all move along)

i plan on going to sidebar at least, i think. i have a sinus infection and can't hear out of either ear, and i'd like to not be dog sick on my actual birthday. soooooo if i still feel like booty i won't be going anywhere tomorrow.

man, i just saw this that might be best, you're like 9 right? ><

lolrounder<3

if wii fit works solely on BMI to categorize people, i'll be stuck in "underweight" forever, even though one look at me clearly says i'm not. no machine/system/game is going to be able to make an accurate view of a live person's health, that's what doctors are for. as far as the qq'ing from the parents in the article, i have no sympathy. i won't go into it very far, they just need to embrace the first part of my post and move on.

i'm still waiting on true hollywood story to bang my door down... my day will come.

i can't join? >< my t&a is all over the internet! doesn't that count?

lollllllllllllllll

just on a side note, this is what happens when i go places with bw. it's kind of hard to see, but the entire top of my foot is one giant bruise, courtesy of the mosh pit at MSI. be warned!

omg grats homos! <333

HEY BW- my mario kart code 0946 2914 2084

/facepalm

p.s. this is two days before my birthday~ who's buyin me beer?!

are there crawlers and flies in the secret room? wwwwwwww

grats on being born late?

let me know when comcast starts doing this, i kind of don't want an office full of nerds looking at all my noodz

loltruth