Life Outside Of FP

So. Tonight it was raining like motherf@#$er. I go downstairs to join one of my roommates, Matt, and a mutual friend, Megan, for a smoke and to watch the massive thunderstorm that's rolling through. Megan lives on the first floor of our dorm with Rachel, and Tiff. Well. Rachel and Tiff were trying to sleep so Matt, Megan and I decide to go frolic in the rain and then pound on their window to wake them up. Rachel apparently hanging out with her friend John and not sleeping. So. Rachel and John proceed to scream at us through the window while we are completely soaked and frolicking in the grass/rain/puddles/mud. Rachel and John charge outside. Rachel and Megan decide to try to jump Matt and I. Megan jumps on my back, I begin to run, slip in the mud, fall down with Megan still on my back and we both end up covered in grass/mud. I then proceed to tackle Matt/Rachel who team up on me and try to knock me down. They succeed. I'm now muddier than before. Megan and John decide to go back inside while Rachel, Matt and I are still outside wrestling in the mud.

 

Fast forward a few minutes.

 

Megan and John are now at their window, joined by Tiff who had been awakened by the ruckus, laughing at us making complete fools of ourselves. Matt says something about mooning them, so Rachel and Matt proceed to run to the window and press their asses against the glass. This is when things begin to take a turn for the worse. I'm standing about 15 feet away, still outside, watching what would follow. Rachel decides that since her foot is muddy she's going to put it on the window and make streaks. Matt thinks this is a great idea and proceeds to drop-kick their window in order to put a muddy print on it.

 

I think we all know what happens next.

 

Matt's foot goes straight through the glass, instantly shattering the window and sending shards of glass at Megan, Tiff and John. I'm standing here with a look of awe on my face trying to comprehend what just happened. Matt is carefully pulling his foot out of the now-shattered window, attempting not to cut his foot anymore. Everyone inside the room is screaming or completely silent. I proceed to stumble inside, soaking wet from head to toe and caked in mud. We assess the damage and come up with a quick story. "These random assholes were outside pounding on the window when they decided to just break it! We (Matt, Megan, Rachel and myself, who were already covered in mud) proceed to run outside and chase them. In our haste we fall down in the mud.

 

I left when their Resident Assistant showed up and began to assess the damage and figure out how to fix the window. As I'm leaving the room she says "Too much action for tonight?" I simply nod and walk away.

 

There's only one thing I have to say about this.

 

God I love college.

Good times, chief

hahaha that's an awesome story. your window totally got ganked by horde, and you paged an RA good call.

ben.. that is 2x you have made me laff this morning w/ your witty remarks... you funny guy you..

HAHA Dez, thats awesome.

 

So like, did the RA fall for it? Cause damn that was awesome.

So Dez, what ever did happen with ... wait... I'll PM you.

An update. Yes, the RA fell for the story. So did the police who were called to investigate. Luckily the people I was hanging out with happen to be pathological liars and got their story straight. Now the University is picking up the cost of the window and not my dumbass roommate. I'm going back to sleep now. I didn't get to sleep until 6am because of the events that occurred.

So wait, you were frollocking in the mud with 3 chicks and... nothing but a broken window? dezzzzz... come on man, have I taught you NOTHING!? ><

I despise RAs, they're no fun... except the one's i know of course.

So wait, you were frollocking in the mud with 3 chicks and... nothing but a broken window? dezzzzz... come on man, have I taught you NOTHING!? ><

 

Would a broken condom have made a better story?

 

And Dag... They're hit or miss. My RA drinks with me and my roommates on a regular basis. I do know others that are complete douchebags. It all depends. People are people.

So wait, you were frollocking in the mud with 3 chicks and... nothing but a broken window? dezzzzz... come on man, have I taught you NOTHING!? >

 

 

He was not protection spec >.>