Funny Air Controllers Conversations

Good Stuff

 

 

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Control told the fighter

pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."

haha thanks Joe, I love this one:

 

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your

traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles,

Eastbound."

United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to

say this.... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

HAHAHH these are spectacular!

 

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206

clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha

One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway

and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where

you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking

up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience):

"Speedbird 206, have you not been to

Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944,

but it was dark,...... and I didn't land."

 

 

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

Oh, and:

 

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long

takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!"

Ground Control: "Last aircraft transmitting,

identify yourself immediately!"

Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored,

not f...ing stupid!"

"Because you lost the war!"