GNOMES FTW

Police in Naked Gnome Cover-Up

Police ordered a naked, large-breasted, festive garden gnome to cover up after a motorist complained it was indecent, it emerged today. The well-endowed, three-foot-tall gnome was sitting in the driver’s seat of a stationary van in a lay-by on the A37 in Dorchester, Dorset. A naked male gnome was sat in the passenger seat and a model cow stood on the van’s roof as a way of attracting business to a nearby furniture shop. Two policemen visited David Lindley, who runs Manor Wood Furniture on Wardon Hill at Evershot, yesterday, after an outraged motorist said his naked female gnome was offensive to her children. The officers told Mr Lindley to cover up the resin gnomes and he obliged by using his girlfriend’s Ann Summers “Mummy Christmas” outfit. Mr Lindley, 42, said: “We have had to cover up the lady gnome because she’s got great big bosoms. We’ve put her in a Ann Summers Mummy Christmas outfit to cover her modesty.”

 

 

 

SKEE is awesome

poor gnomes

were these garden gnomes? or gnome sex dolls? im gonna have to go with the latter of the two. also how the heck does that draw consumers to furniture?? and what kind of consumers were they trying to attract?? they probably just like gnomes a lot

It's ok to love gnomes. Just not LoooooooooooooooVe gnomes.

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If im gonna necro a thread it might as well be one of Skee's weird threads.