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Bentley

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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

 

 

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids

already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,

one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would

you recommend that she have an abortion?

 

 

 

 

 

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only

your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three

candidates.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults

with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also

chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until

noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of

whiskey every evening.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,

doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never

cheated on his wife.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

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1) Yes. She'll be realy lucky if they pass that law that lets you abort your kids up to the age of 18.

 

2)Candidate C for sure. (For some reason he reminds me of my Uncle Adolf)

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LOL! I ain't seen these questions in eons...they really make you think. Hehe If you wanna know the answers...(Highlight the text to see it):

 

Question A

If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

 

Question B

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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haha good post bentley

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I would think that this she she doesnt need to have anymore children, but abortion is completely out of the question, no to abortion

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2)Candidate C for sure. (For some reason he reminds me of my Uncle Adolf)

 

lawl-mart.

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I stand by my answers. I never liked Bethoven anyway and without Hitler, The 3 Stooges wouldn't have had as much material.

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lol

 

I knew Candidate C was a trick. Any one with that record has oviously either cheated on his wife, smoked, was a war criminal, or/and ate samwuiches while no one was looking

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no.

 

i'd abstain, leaving the world leaderless, mass panic and widespread confusion.

 

btw for candidate C, he wasnt married for that long.... :wink:

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