Vanin 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 A big black man who goes to Japan to teach English? It can't be that weird can it? If words like dodgedick and Kancho scare you...please do not click the link Everyone else with a sense of humor, read it! http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gynis 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 batshit insane. This is, quite possibly, the funniest phrase ever written in English. . . . I have to go lie down. My tummy aches from all the laughing. omg. . . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erlin 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 haha i laughed so much reading those and i still have so many more entries to read. where the heck did you find them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanin 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 At the ghetto school, I was walking around outside after classes, visiting the various sports clubs. As I came up to the girls basketball club, one ichinensei girl (the "breasts" girl by the way) greeted me with "Yo Nigga!" ...I hate MTV. She then asked me what it meant. Sigh. I told her it was kind of a greeting...but it was really bad so never use it. She didn't quite get it, so I gathered her and her friends around for storytime. I tried my best in simple Japanese to explain American history and slavery and the origins of that word. I said it was very bad and to please never use it again. They seemed to listen the best they could, and when I finished, Breasts Girl showed her appreciation by giving me a heartfelt "Thanks Nigga!" ...I really hate MTV. That's possibly the funniest thing ever...just to think some little Japanese girl who only knows English through the word "Breasts", is yelling "Yo Nigga".... I couldn't stop laughing I found that website from IGN actually...there was a link to a blogger and it didn't sound interesting...but after reading a few I was hooked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arty 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 Vanins black? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlgnd 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2005 You only hope so because you like big black men! There!...someone had too say it. hehe.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlgnd 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2005 This is sooooo great. Classics , abosolute classics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlgnd 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 "Ok, all little boys are somewhat fascinated with their equpiment at some point. It is a wonderful piece of machinery, I have to say. I remember being that age myself, and just the thrill of discovery, the excitement..."Whoa, what's going on here?! ...Wait a tic, you mean I can do this...by myself?! Anytime I want?! Holy shit, it's GAME ON!" " Ok, thats on of the best lines in all of this, haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoop 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 lol.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopi 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 Sadly this is exactly the program I'm considering after graduation... lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gynis 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 Stock up on Iron Underwear. KANCHO ATTACK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeAhnPrime 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2005 well if you will be succeptible to sneaky little kanco assassins, then i suggest you get that "Buns of steel" video. Kancho + buns of steel = broken fingers and no more kancho attacks. should you get over there, good luck, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopi 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 I was thinking of wiring something around 200V in the seat of my pants. It should discourage further attempts... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlgnd 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2005 further attempts? so people have already tried? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlgnd 0 Report post Posted June 28, 2005 Ah, having a not so great day, I read a couple of these, and things become all better, hehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlgnd 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2005 Any you have not read these should do so now!, hehe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangmeister 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2007 So this is where Gynis got that term. I have been wondering for almost 2.5 years! Thx Vanin! /necro'd thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikimaru 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2007 thousand years of pain >.< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlgnd 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 Oh man, I remember this thread...I posted alot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erlin 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 I"VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR FRIKKEN EVER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esteban 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2007 ... I just realized how old this thread was.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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