Designer's Vagina... A Guide To (Its fkin real!)

If you could change something about the way you look, what would you do? Most of us could probably think of something. Most desired changes center around weight, but other than going to the gym or starting a diet we don’t do much more. However, increasing numbers of people are finding themselves dissatisfied enough to do something more extreme, even to the most intimate aspects of their appearance.

 

The latest 'must-have' in the world of plastic surgery is the 'designer vagina'. As if we didn't have enough to worry about (bikini-line waxes, highlights, Botox injections), it seems we're now meant to be worrying about our vaginas not being pretty enough. Labia-envy is apparently rife, if you believe the ads in many women’s magazines. And like those who head for the hairdresser clutching pictures of Jennifer Aniston, many women are now taking copies of Playboy to their plastic surgeons, saying: 'I want one like that'.

 

Vaginal plastic surgery has been around for 30 years. Women were often 'tightened' after childbirth after being given episiotomies, and surgery was also offered to women who either suffer incontinence after childbirth, or to those with serious abnormalities. Vaginal reconstruction has now taken on a new light thanks to plastic surgeons like Dr. David Matlock, who runs the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Centre in Los Angeles. Dr. Matlock's ads spend much of their time, urging women to consider the aesthetics of their vaginas as well as the function. His first ad in the LA Weekly three years ago, featured a woman writhing in orgasmic ecstasy, claiming 'You Won't Believe How Good Sex Can Be!' Ever since, women from all over the world have streamed through his clinic.

 

It seems that just as many men believe that bigger is better, many women are now under the impression that symmetrical shaped labia will make you a better, more desirable lover. The plastic surgeries available for women include; adding fat to small, dried out labia to give them a more rounded and youthful appearance, vaginal tightening, wrinkle removal of the labia, clitoral repositioning, or pubic liposuction of oversized lips and hymen reconstruction. Bigger, smaller, Armani or Gucci, the possibilities are endless. There are a lot of plastic surgeons getting very rich from the perceived notion that smaller, bigger or whatever the current trend is better. Which begs the question, who decides what makes a perfect vagina anyway?

 

Unlike men, it's hard for women to determine what the "normal' vulva looks like, partly because they are tucked away beneath our legs and partly because many of us are taught to hide these bits of our body and have nothing to really compare them with. Often treated as dirty, private, and not to be shown, it's hardly surprising that many women only have pornographic images of vulva's to compare their own to. Part of the problem is that more often than not, these images have been airbrushed, or digitally altered in some other way, so they provide a false sense of the perfect. It's easy to erase a few stray pubic hairs, create symmetrical inner and out lips and tighten up the vaginal entrance when your using a graphics program, but when it comes to working on real women we are entering the realms of a whole new ball game.

 

If you do decide to get yourself a 'Designer Vagina' or any other type of plastic surgery, there are some things you should be aware of and procedures you should go through when deciding which surgeon to choose. Here are some questions you should ask:

 

1. Are you certified by the American Board of Plastic Surgery or the Royal College of Physicians and Surgeons of Canada?

2. Do you have hospital privileges to perform this surgery? If so, at which hospitals?

3. How many procedures of this type have you performed?

4. Where and how will you perform my surgery?

5. Is the surgical facility accredited or in the process of being accredited by a national or state-recognized accrediting organization?

6. What are the risks involved with my procedure?

7. How long of a recovery period can I expect, and what kind of help will I need during my recovery?

8. Will I need to take time off work? If so, how long?

9. How much will my procedure cost? Are financing options available?

 

The bottom line here is making sure this is really what you want. Make sure that you are doing it for yourself rather than for your partner or to create what society would have us believe is perfect. Who knows? Tomorrow things might change and asymmetrical labia might be the in thing. Also it's worth remembering that good relationships aren't based on the size of your labia and take much more effort than simply an hour on the surgeon’s table,money and six weeks recovery.

Wheres GI JOE for that phrase we always love to use

This is old news. We had a woman at Click who went in for a Vaginal Rejuvination. Twice.

This is old news. We had a woman at Click who went in for a Vaginal Rejuvination. Twice.

 

That was my fault. Sorry

Jesus, the doctor's name is Matlock. If I had one, I surely wouldn't trust him with my vagina.

--edited by Frost cause it was a bit over the line.. sry guys--

I dont know who you are, but that last post is a bit over the line and by a bit I mean, "Who are you again?" Please try to keep it a bit more tame in the general public forum.

edited it, sorry for the explicit language wont happen another time seriusly

 

and for ppl who are wondering who am I, i'm a friend of nearly all the old UCA fellows that joined FP. I dont play WoW because of my computer but Id like to. I know JuniorX, Esteban, Stormhelm, Stangmeister and more ppl that I dont remember the names..

Yea...uh i say NO to a 'Designer Vagina'

 

 

Thanks

ouch frost that hurts... u dont remember good ol' keyboy?

 

lol ur lukky u dont play wow or i'd have to use my /slap function

KEYBOY!! OMG!! Is that you? :D rock on!

 

ahah u cant /slap me

 

/kick KeyBoy :)

Didnt mean to come across that harsh but we do have some younger people that watch these forums. Sorry about that and nice to meet you. Enjoy your time on the forums.

 

Ghost

thats okay I totally understand the situation, Ive let myself go on for a minute but now it's under control. *BAD FROST BAD YOU!*

 

And actually I thought I were one of the youngest here.. I just had 16 Someone is younger? (except KeyBoy if I remember)

Think 14 or 15 is the youngest

(edit i am 16 in 11 days ) 15 ftw? and no thats not inapropriate (nothing is inapropriate)

That is the longest post about a vagina I have ever seen

That is the longest post about a vagina I have ever seen

 

Muhaha

< 15 ftw? and no thats not inapropriate  (nothing is inapropriate)

my bro is 13 and he goes sometimes on porn sites (he googles some weird things, since we're french here he types things like he shouldn'T )

 

 

oh and Akkasha Ive got another on p*n*s facts if you want jk man, but i really got a p*n*s fact list

 

 

And since there are ppl younger than me, im gonna be st*rr*ng my words to censure 'em

I think akkasha is a girl

 

noob

 

Frost you troll too much..

 

oh and talking about indecent...

 

remember that time we got that thread about

"The girls have gone out to play"

on The UCA forums?

 

I found it hilarius what Junior eddited that thread into

1. I dont know who'S a girl and who's a guy yet.

 

2. Thinking hard, but I dont remember. MAybe I wasn'T there yet

heh looked like i said "<15" just to clarify by the time you read this post it will be <11 days till 16 !

dam frost do u get payed to laugh down upon me? lol jks

 

im 16 u noob, same as u

in the words of Dark_Malak

 

"kids"

yeh but Cedric AKA Dark_Malak is nto there anymore (He still lives dont worry I sometimes sees him on MSN)

 

 

16 POWER! but 17 will be better (CAR OMFG!!!!! vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm! yeh! )

Wow I was browsing the forums and found this gem of a thread lol. Um.. I'm gonna have to say no to the designer vagina thing too. Noone is going near mine with a lazer or scapal. As for the tightness issue, that's what Kegals are for.