Shadrende 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Got this in an email today very funny IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU... A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. - - - - - - - - - - - - Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that - - - - - - - - - - - - Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down - - - - - - - - - - - - Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. - - - - - - - - - - - - You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. - - - - - - - - - - - - Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. - - - - - - - - - - - - Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. - - - - - - - - - - - - Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." - - - - - - - - - - - - Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. - - - - - - - - - - - - The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist - - - - - - - - - - - - Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. - - - - - - - - - - - - ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. - - - - - - - - - - - - First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. - - - - - - - - - - - - With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. - - - - - - - - - - - - The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. - - - - - - - - - - - - A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. - - - - - - - - - - - - Error messages cannot completely convey. We now know shared loss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
honki 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Bitch please Word to yo fat momma Cracker is white Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecthelion 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrende 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 my Fav was: Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aigle 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 I love those error mesages They are just great and full of thouhts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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