lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 How can they when they are ball-gagged? lolololol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluneschild 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) What would the goin rate be for a month with me sailing around the greek isles on my 120 ft yacht sipping crissi ? Edit: minus the ball gags that is.. Edited October 20, 2008 by Eluneschild Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaudia 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 WOW seconded! that is amazing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikimaru 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 Steps to get a girl at a grocery store. 1) Wait till dark in the parking lot 2) Find a girl and go up and ask her "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform?" 3) ????? 4) Profit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noreaster 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 Step 3) = WILL IT BLEND?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauceboss 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 Steps to get a girl at a grocery store. 1) Wait till dark in the parking lot 2) Find a girl and go up and ask her "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform?" 3) ????? 4) Profit This is how I get all of my women. Against popular belief I'm not actually seeing anyone in new york there's merely a girl who falls for the trick everytime, and that's why I stay around. As long as the body's warm right? Right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raela/pansie 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 How can they when they are ball-gagged? my kinda thinkin... ... so Soma... what are YOU up tp this weekend? *wink* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonlgnd 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 I think in this guild , ball-gagged has a whole different meaning.... HAI STANG! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hvilelos 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 THANKS JUSTIN. GO TO HELL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noreaster 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 my kinda thinkin... ... so Soma... what are YOU up tp this weekend? *wink* Looks like I'll be in my bunk. P.S. How do you safeword when gagged? Does it turn into like "if I snap my fingers..."? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erlin 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 Looks like I'll be in my bunk. lol, again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feanore 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 igor dammit not only do i know where you live i could walk to your house and kick you in the junk and be back home in time for oprah Prove it... P.s.- Nothing is more satisfying than posing a challenge at someone else's expense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangmeister 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 rofl justin - HI HV! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecthelion 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 THANKS JUSTIN. GO TO HELL. LMAO As long as the body's warm right? Right. God DAMN do I love you Sauce! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tutubi 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 THANKS JUSTIN. GO TO HELL. LMFAO. Btw Scott, you still have yet to escape out of the cargo box! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
readyakira 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2008 (edited) I like the much more direct approach like "I like your ***S and want to lick you in places you didn't know you had".... although it rarely works Edited October 22, 2008 by readyakira Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hykos 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016651.html Construction worker #1 to hot girl: Damn baby, did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven? Hot girl: (looks back and rolls her eyes) Construction worker #2: Your name must be Candy 'cause you look so sweet! Hot girl: (looks back and rolls her eyes again, laughing a little) Construction worker #3: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Hot girl (laughs hysterically): That's gotta be the best I've ever heard! --65th & Broadway Overheard by: Right to the point. Nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 i had a customer ask to look down my shirt a few days ago. i was going to let it go because he was asking to look at my tattoo, which is fine... but then he smirked and asked me "so, do people ask you that a lot?" the fvck? the hell is wrong with all of you? oh /swoon, now that you've asked me how often people want to look down my shirt... well, you're obviously a choice life partner. let's do it on the counter in the store! &@*$6&$2SHFJ i've also had a customer outright ask to look at my rack (he knows they're fake and i guess that inspires curiosity in some people) but he's a regular and i find him more amusing than offensive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noreaster 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Where do you work? And may I look down your shirt, please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raela/pansie 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 i'm curious how much it costs *blush* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noreaster 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 How about this one: Guy: "Excuse me, is your name 'Rose'?" Doll: "Nope" Guy: "That's okay, by any other name you would look just as sweet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecthelion 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 How about this one: Guy: "Excuse me, is your name 'Rose'?" Doll: "Nope" Guy: "That's okay, by any other name you would look just as sweet." That is horrendously adorable, I didn't think you had it in you Soma. Shakespear for the save. =) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atrus 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 If you were a booger Lemon, I'd pick you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
honki 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 Wow, Ready that was pretty amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 soma, you should know you don't need permission to peek down my shirt <3 $3900, all financed. saline, under the muscle, blah blah blah i don't want to be a booger :/ ben got a piece of rice stuck in his nasal cavity at dinner last night though, it was lulz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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