lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 if you're standing out back unloading a truck full of beer smoking a cigarette and you see a woman walk by with a bag of trash, do not pull your cigarette out of your mouth and say: "what's a pretty lady like you doing taking out the trash?" the reply should and might be "oh, i'm sorry. did you need a ride? there's room in the bag for you." this is seriously the second time in 7 days someone has used that line on me. two different people! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! THIS SH!T DOES NOT WORK. L2FLIRT. love, lemon p.s. it was recycling, not trash. lol@u Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangmeister 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 rofl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluneschild 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) first off, conversation is conversation...which for some is startin off on a better foot than alot of dudes.. would u prefer that sly smile with a hint of mischeif instead? haha edit: props for trying to make the world a better place. need more people to get off their fat ass's and recycle. Edited October 20, 2008 by Eluneschild Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 maybe if one of them hadn't immediately followed up with "YO GIRL, WHAT YO' NAME IS?" i'd be a little more understanding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluneschild 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 LOL ...hahaha thats to good. Although, you prolly could've flirted with the dude and gotten a few free 12 pack or somethin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrende 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 Although, you prolly could've flirted with the dude and gotten a few free 12 pack or somethin. /tar eluneschild /facepalm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 /tar eluneschild /facepalm AT LEAST SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS sheesh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanin 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 what's a pretty girl like you doing making a post like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryee 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 /tar eluneschild /facepalm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrende 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 what's a pretty girl like you doing making a post like this? Igor wins this thread. I had to contain laughter as my boss walked by xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluneschild 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 free beer...is free beer besides money spent on that beer that you woulda paid for could now be spent on gas...or food ...or rent. w/e rofl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunknduncan 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 In related do's and don't's of picking up women one of my friends recently told me how to determine if a girl is single based on the items in her shopping cart. Something I'm sure JT has tried many a time. And yes, Vanin's reply is fantastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZANGORE 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 if he was cute u woudl prolly think it was a good line Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 igor dammit not only do i know where you live i could walk to your house and kick you in the junk and be back home in time for oprah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZANGORE 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 what if he said he when your done taking that junk out u can coem back here and take mine out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluneschild 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 In related do's and don't's of picking up women one of my friends recently told me how to determine if a girl is single based on the items in her shopping cart. Something I'm sure JT has tried many a time. And yes, Vanin's reply is fantastic. haha, dude you'd be surprised how many times i've started talkin to a woman i thought was single in the frozen foods section only to have her BF/husband to come walkin around the corner 30 seconds later.. Lemon you watch oprah? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunknduncan 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 haha, dude you'd be surprised how many times i've started talkin to a woman i thought was single in the frozen foods section only to have her BF/husband to come walkin around the corner 30 seconds later.. Lemon you watch oprah? My friend the method is actually very simple. So here's the story: My friend is in the grocery store, and he sees a girl down the isle. He pulls his shopping cart next to hers and begins to examine the items in her cart. After about 15 seconds, he leans over to her and says, "So your single too?" To which she says, "Wow, that's amazing you could figure that out by looking at the items in my cart." He immediately responds, "Its not because of the items in your cart, its cause your Fucking ugly." Then walks away. There you have it JT; the surefire way to tell if a girl is single at the grocery store. *Note this is only a joke, and I would hope nobody would be dumb enough to ever say that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrende 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 WOW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 WOW ^ this and no, i don't watch oprah, but if i did i could still manage a leisurely stroll over to igor's to abuse him and have plenty of time to watch tom cruise jump on a sofa or whatever the hell happens on that show now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noreaster 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 What's it gonna take to get a pretty girl like you naked and covered in latex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemontree 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 What's it gonna take to get a pretty girl like you naked and covered in latex? chinese food and tequila so i have the balls to peel it all off geez soma, i though we'd been over that already (i'll PM you my hourly rates) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
raela/pansie 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 IMO... the best men... don't talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrende 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 This thread is going places. /popcorn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noreaster 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 chinese food and tequila so i have the balls to peel it all off geez soma, i though we'd been over that already (i'll PM you my hourly rates) Hourly rates? You'll pay me to photograph you in compromising, naked, latexy positions, minus the cost of food and booze? You're on! And I did some shots of Blanco tequila recently - really good stuff, and I hate shots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noreaster 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 IMO... the best men... don't talk. How can they when they are ball-gagged? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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