awesome blue post

read the main post and then the blue response on page two =D

 

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...05708&sid=1

you're right. That is awesome!

yay for being blocked at work.

WHERE IS MY CLAM STACKING TRINKET?!

i cant belive the stuff people will complain about

yay for being blocked at work.

 

The gist of it:

 

Voyd

Argent Dawn

 

0. Catering to Casuals again. 09/13/2008 12:30:18 AM EDT

 

Blizzard is clearly catering to casuals yet again. On beta right now, Clams stack. Like wow.. just wow Blizzard. What happened to the days where I could kill 10 murlocs and fill up my 20 slot bags with Clams. The only reason I upgraded my bags was to farm these clams, and now you ruin it by allowing them to stack up to 20. So Blizzard, I ask that you revert this stupidly implemented nerf.

 

Ghostcrawler

Blizzard Poster

 

32. Re: Catering to Casuals again. 09/14/2008 01:32:11 AM EDT

 

 

Okay, clearly this has caused an outrage beyond what we expected. The designers called an emergency meeting and while we discovered that it's too late to back out this poorly-conceived implementation, we are exploring a couple of options for all you non-casuals out there:

 

-- A clam-stacking trinket. You have to equip it like your riding crop.

 

-- In addition to cold-weather-flying, you can learn clam-stacking in Dalaran.

 

-- A long attunement that involves trips to LBRS for Horde and BRD for Alliance.

 

-- Tediously crafting a clam-stacking gear set that will be useful for certain encounters.

 

-- An Achievement reward for collecting 20,000 clams to be titled "How do you like DEM clams?"

 

-- A bonus for reaching Exalted with Timbermaw Hold AND Wintersaber Trainers.

 

-- Beating Captain Skyshatter. At level 60. With a bad ping. In the rain.

 

-- The clam book has a 0.02% drop rate on Dead Man's Pass or Blade's Edge ogres.

 

-- Collecting "Clam Scraps" from AV that you feed to the NPCs in order to summon Oystolar the Mollusc Lord in the Field of Strife.

 

-- Getting 100 other players to sign your clam charter.

 

-- Collecting 1,000,000 linen from Ragefire Chasm in order to open the Clams of Ahn'Qiraj.

 

-- Kind of like paid character transfers, but for clam-stacking.

 

-- You can respec to clam-stacking in between respecing for raids and Arenas.

 

-- A buggy clam-stacking mod that you will need to update after each and every patch.

 

-- You see, there's this clam-stacking book in Dire Maul as a rare drop. You get the book, do all sorts of crazy stuff that ends up with the book being breathed on by Mutanus the Devourer.

 

-- A clam book lying in plain sight in the Barrens next to Mankirk's wife.

i cant belive the stuff people will complain about

It's called trolling

hahahaha thanks bw

"How do you like DEM clams?"

 

LOL

its worth reading the whole thread

 

or at least i thought so. i find something endlessly amusing about clams.

WHERE IS MY CLAM STACKING TRINKET?!

 

 

If by 'clam' you mean females.. and by 'trinket' you mean bottle of roofies.. I think I could hook you up ^.~

Memphis how do i get said trinket

Memphis how do i get said trinket

 

 

If I told you I'd have to get Igor to call the KGB and kill you. =)

whos scared of the KGB? they had their time in the 80s the mafia still owns all /italian

i dont know why , when i think about clams, the geico gekko pops into my head,

 

and i hate clams,, eww......

 

12 gold for a hair cut/dye job for paigow = gold well spent

 

 

Clams have feelings too.

This made me smile.

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...icId=9336870406

lol ASCII face palm

lol ASCII face palm

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