Vixxie 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3 . Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrende 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 haha QFT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckbristow 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 It's hard enough to say number 9 sober. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wintress 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 Taco Bell has saved my life many a time when i have been mind-altered... I love that place *tear* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erlin 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 oh god drunken fast food binges, i regretted those so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunknduncan 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. Heh, thank god for the 24 hour Subway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckbristow 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 I miss my 24 hour burrito shop in Cali. Filiberto's was the best! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigami 0 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 Haha! This is true! Although, I can't say some of those "VERY DIFFICULT" words sober. =P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feanore 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 I miss my 24 hour burrito shop in Cali. Filiberto's was the best! Oh man! The ___bertos chains were the best! They don't have em up here in Northern Cal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluneschild 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Oh man! The ___bertos chains were the best! They don't have em up here in Northern Cal What part of NorCal you in bro? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluneschild 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Oh man! The ___bertos chains were the best! They don't have em up here in Northern Cal What part of NorCal you in bro? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluneschild 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Wow, double post FTMFL ..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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