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Do you have a dead hooker problem?


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Back when Ez was still the on-site tech at his old job, his boss was always talking about dead hookers... So I say to him one day, "We need to get him a sign that says 'dead hooker storage'.. you know.. like Pulp Fiction... only with hookers.".. That sign is still hanging up somewhere in that shop =)

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Haha. In random meetings when things start getting strung out, I'd drop my head and mutter "Common guys I have an eight ball and a hooker to kill."

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I like to refer to my "coat closet" near the garage as my Dead Hooker Storage Unit.

 

You don't need some fancy info-mercial D-bags to get rid of your dead hookers. Just shove 'em in a closet until you are ready to send them through a woodchipper and into a large vat of sulfuric acid. Let 'em soak overnight, then can and refrigerate, and voila! Dead Hooker Preserves!

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Haha. In random meetings when things start getting strung out, I'd drop my head and mutter "Common guys I have an eight ball and a hooker to kill."

 

 

I lol'd... and now I'm cleaning tea out of my keyboard <3!

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I like to refer to my "coat closet" near the garage as my Dead Hooker Storage Unit.

 

Hot damn, we need to get you a sign for that!

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well allegedly tom wrote a check to bw once and wrote "dead hooker removal" as the memo. i dunno how true that story is but.. knowing tom, its highly likely! that man's got his fair share of dead hookers!

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the end is funny

 

"I think we've got a live one!"

 

"Got it!" . . . BANG!!

 

 

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Q: How do you get 50 dead hookers into 3'x3'x8' closet?

A: A blender.

 

Q: How do you get them out?

A: A straw.

 

Old.

 

The live one was hilarious though, haha.

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