Kinda funny

Not sure if these have been posted before, but I just stumbled across them...so here:

(mild profanity)

 

 

#1 MMO

 

> England: Ok everyone, this is a simple fight, basically we are going to

> form one big circle around Germany and slowly dps it down. Can uh

> someone please help me summon the US.

> US: Uh yeah guys, I'm in the bank sorting my bags out, dont summon yet.

> Poland dies.

> England: POLAND WTF WHY START THE FIGHT!

> Poland: Dude I didn't he just aggroed.

> Austria-Hungary is afflicted by mind-control.

> England: SOMEONE PICK IT UP NOW

> France: It's cool, I got this

> France casts German-France border shield wall.

> Germany casts go-through-belgium.

> France dies

> France: FFS why do I always die so quick?

> England: OK WTF WHY AM I TANKING, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RANGE DPS FROM

> OVER HERE. OK I need 2 people to help summon US, we still got this.

> US: Wait, I'm just looking at cloth on the AH, don't summon.

> Germany takes flight.

> England: OK OK OK, he's in phase 2, I need all heals on me.

> Canada: Dude, just bandage yourself.

> Italians attacks British Somaliland in East Africa

> British Somaliland: Adds have spawned.

> Greece dies.

> Yugoslavia dies.

> Greece: F$%@ing blitzkrieg, that Sh$@s way too overpowered.

> England: Ok Russia, you need to pull aggro and collapse all the way to

> Stalingrad

> Russia: AH WTF, i was supposed to be dps, goddamn you noobass tanks.

> US has been afflicted by pearl harbor.

> US: AH WTF

> England: ?????

> US: My durability on my weapons just went down like 50%, what the hell?

> Australia: OH CRAP AN ADD JUST SPAWNED ABOVE ME, helppppppppppp.

> US: Ok summon

> US: wth

> England: ???

> US: You guys are like tier 1, and wtf france you're still using greys?

> France: /w US Can i have some money plz?

> England: Ok we got this side covered, how's right side?

> Russia: just popped mass production, i'm coo

> Germany becomes enraged and launches V2 rockets.

> England: Ok stay away from those and get him down quick

> Germany dies

> US: Ok all on Japan

> England: US, execute

> US launches Enola Gay

> Japan: Stay your attack mortals, I submit, I SUBMIT.

> US: LOOT

> England: ohhhhhh, this should be interesting [Germany], ok roll if you

> need.

> US rolls 50 (1-100)

> Russia rolls 50 (1-100)

 

 

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#2 RTS

 

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

*Eisenhower has joined the game.*

*paTTon has joined the game.*

*Churchill has joined the game.*

*benny-tow has joined the game.*

*T0J0 has joined the game.*

*Roosevelt has joined the game.*

*Stalin has joined the game.*

*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america sux

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

paTTon: stfu

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck

*deGaulle has left the game.*

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u *#*s im gunna kick ur asses

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: wtf

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army

Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be an arss

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help

Hitler: o man ur focked

paTTon: oh what now biotch

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

*benny-tow has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t

Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny~tow: wtf that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker

Stalin: rofl

T0J0: HAHAHHAA

Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

Stalin: OMG LMAO!

Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows

*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs

benny~tow: shut up noob

Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: fock u

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to hell lol

paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk

Eisenhower: yah this is gay

*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wtf is nukes?

T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!

*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

*The Allied team has won the game!*

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg noobs no re

T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck

*T0J0 has left the game.*

*Eisenhower has left the game.*

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: fock u all

tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

*tru_m4n has left the game.*

benny~tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

*Churchill has left the game.*

*benny~tow has left the game.*

Stalin: i hate u all *#*s

*Stalin has left the game.*

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

*paTTon has been eliminated.*

paTTon: o sh1t!

*paTTon has left the game.*

Edited May 15, 2008 by Coeus