Hotmail's list of video games that need more sex

Iron Man

 

Tony Stark already has enough on his plate. He just built himself a piece of super-armor, armed with missiles and rocket jets for flight. He battles evil forces, enemies that are even stronger than him. He needs to cool his jets, take five and show his girlfriend just what being an Iron Man is all about. He just needs to make sure his rocket doesn't go off early.

 

 

Super Mario Galaxy

 

Hasn't Peach been teasing Mario long enough? He's saved her more than a dozen times from the clutches of Bowser or some other evil minion and he's probably getting anxious. Super Mario Galaxy would be the ideal spot for her to reward him with some kind of loving, as she could take him where no man has gone before .

 

Portal

 

We obviously know that the cake is a lie, so we need something else to satisfy our desire to complete Portal. How about modifying the gun for an interesting love scene where you can come up with all kinds of crazy positions? First you're on bottom, then you warp to the top. Or hey, maybe you're in both places at once. Sound crazy? That's probably because it is.

 

 

Genius.

finally, somewhere to put this!!!!

 

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hahahaha

woah that'd be crazy if you could fall forever

Rofl

ABC, you win at funny.