Joesf 0 Report post Posted December 28, 2007 (edited) The Wizard Materials Needed: The aforementioned duct tape, canned beer. At least an eighteen pack for every player. How To: This one’s for the nerd in all of us. First off, pick what “level” you want to fight your bosses at. This is usually done after the fourth or fifth level, but make sure everyone agrees. Each beer equates to one level, and each boss equates to a shot of your chosen liquor. After you drink your first beer you’re now a “Level One” Wizard, and after you pass your fourth or fifth level it’s time to go fight the boss. My boss is usually Mr. Jack Daniels, but I always vanquish him with a solid gulp. Seems simple and straightforward enough, right? Nope, here comes the curveball, and the duct tape. After you finish every beer and level up, you tape the empty beer can to the bottom of your fresh can, building your very own wizard staff. The winner is the first of the drinkers to build a staff taller than himself. Normally, shorter guys have a bit of an advantage, but thems the breaks. However, if your roommate happens to be a gnome, that’s pretty awesome. He wins by default. Variations: The Knight (sword or suit of armor), The Poseidon (trident), The Andy Dick (giant wang). http://average-dudes.com/?p=151 Edited December 28, 2007 by Joesf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esteban 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2008 Woah... wierd... This is what my friends and I did new years. I hadn't even read it. I won, because I was the shortest one. And my price was to work a 6 hour shift with a hangover and 2 hours of sleep. yey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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