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Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

 

—Mrs. James P.

 

lol brutal

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lol brutal

 

Srsly!

 

I thought this little tidbit was amusing too:

 

Privacy: We do not sell, rent or otherwise distribute any personal information to any third party, except as part of our introduction service.

 

WTF does that mean? lol

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Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.
Too Funny!

 

Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

 

ROFL, wtf?

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Not a joke. They had the head guy of this thing on the radio this morning. Something about the bible saying it was okay. Needless to say, no one was on his side.

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