Morgause

Feafea wtf was wrong with that bully? Maggie is crying right now out of shame for her flat faced brothers and sisters. About 2 years ago my cat Bowie died. She was a 16 yr old persian and Maggie hated her. I got out of the shower one day to the sound of muffled meows. As I walked my closet I see Maggie laying frog dog style and 2 tiny furry paws from under her. It's a good thing I got out of the shower when I did, not sure how much longer Bowie could have survived under that much dog. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/AngelBaby99XXX/lcollegeyu1.jpg

i'm thinking Amanda and i can go back and forth with mitch lines for weeks. This is the thread that won't die. I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait" Xylophone is spelled with an X. It should be a Z. Xylophone ZZZ X, I don't fucking see it. Next time you spell Xylophone, spell it with a Z. If someone tells you you're wrong, say "No, I aint." If you think that that's wrong then you need to get your head Z-Rayed. It's like X didn't have enough to do so they had to promise it more. "Okay, you won't start a lot of words, but you will have a co-starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be equated with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing 'Christmas' easier. And you will accidentally start 'xylophone.' Are you happy now, you fucking X?" I like an escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Temporarily Out of Order" sign, only "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the Convenience." I went camping once, and got into an argument with a girl friend in the tent. This is a really bad place to get in an argument, because I walked out and attempted to "slam the flap." How are you supposed to express your anger in this type of situation? Zipper it up really quick? At the end of my letters I like to write "PS: This is what this part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated." I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. This shirt is "dry-clean only," which means it's dirty.

When have you ever known girls to stay on topic? We're in your thread stealin your topic. If 13's an unlucky number right, then so should the letter "B" be because the letter "B" looks like a scrunched together 13. "Hello, what is your name?" "Bob." "GET THE FUCK AWAY!" (Even Mitch hated Bob!) You think when the guy came up with the idea to invent the bong, a blacklight popped up over his head? When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list, they say, "Dufrenes, party of two, table ready for Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say the name again: "Dufrenes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. We need help. "Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufrenes." I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit... Unless you're a table.

Damn vagina.

Oh Igor. Thank you for explaining this to me. My tiny girl brain was not capable of understanding how comedy works. When have you ever known me to seek out a discussion on religion or politics. I'm much more comfortable with ethnic slurs and mongoloid jokes. watch them run, watch them fall, watch them try to catch a ball...olympics, at the special olmypics. watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into the pool, oh wait that's diving-at the special olympics. and i know, full well, that i will burn in hell-but those guys playin wheel chair basketball have got to be one of the funniest freakin things i have ever seen in my life....at the special olympics. kid with downs wins the race, even though he stood in place, olympics....at the special olympics. 'round his neck, gold medals hung, resting on his giant tounge...olympics, at the special olympics. but i kid when i sing, cuz these games are a beautiful thing- ok i am really just avoiding karma, cuz i know my kids could be born crippled and blind and until i am retired i will have to spend all of my time......................at the special olympics. -Stephen Lynch-

I have much respect for Carlin and agree the man is an amazing talent. Any comedian will tell you that Carlin has been one of the most influential comedians ever to walk on a stage. I just don't think I could go so far as to call the man who was launched into stardom by uttering 7 dirty words the most intellectual comedian alive today.

Carlin is and always will be a genius. But imo the king of the one liner is Mitch Hedberg. R.I.P Mitch

Bob is pissed cuz he was about to post that same picture.

Dear Krotas, One day hun you will be a full grown queen and may possess the power to convert. As of now you are still just a princess playing dress up in mom's maybelline so you might want to back off before you get cut. /ghetto off. lawl <3 ya gaynadian. p.s. Bib, I will hate as much as I want. Cuz I can do dat. Much <3 GG

I just puked a lil. Thanks Dunc. Welcome to GGs ignore list. Population:: Dunc and BiB

krotas = gaynadian

/whistles /scurries off and pretends to have no clue what's going on

LOL!!!! I hate you BW. The Pie is the closest I'm getting to being a mommy. Maggie is my sweet baby angel. She was 6weeks old when I first got her. 4 years later she is still my sweet baby even though she weighs in at a not so angelic 65lbs. lol she was actually the runt of her litter (which only consisted of 2 puppies, bulldogs have very small litters) Anyway I'll shut up I just wanted to show the pics I took of her yesterday. It was such a pretty day and Maggie took advantage of it by taking a nap on the porch and later hiding behind a rose bush to escape the camera and finish her nap. Oh and for those who were wondering and asked, yes that is her natural tail. It is not clipped to look like that. It corkscrews tightly and only the tip of the tail pokes out a bit. Some bulldogs do have straight tails, most have the corkscrew. It's soooo cute though when she gets excited. She has no tail to wag so her whole body jiggles!

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LOL DUNC!!! OMG <3 my CL. Yummy = Shiki

Awesome job FP!! It was so fun. We rocked that place.

<3 Drake!!

* The bonus of the "Wrath of Air" totem now applies to healing spells as well. You know what that means? I'm not dropping GoA or WF anymore!! Muahahahaha

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/shakes the haters off /gang-signs e-thug 4lyfe yo

Yet again TingTing has become the first ally shammy to ding a lvl. The first to 10,20,30,40 and now 50!!!! See where this is headed?? FP4TMFW!!

AWWWW Parker!!!!!!! <3<3<3 the pink fluffy bed in her crate who picked that out? =P Too bad you insisted on the Colts leash the pink glittery one was so cute. /hug /miss D-Twinkle lol

AWW little baby Luke Edwards, who later went on to have a part in the pos movie Jeepers Creepers 2. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/AngelBaby99XXX/jeeperscreepers2pubp.jpg owned

Correction: Pimpin ain't easy, but it sho is fun. There's no business like hoe business.

OMG that was awesome!