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Airsoft P90 transformed to be a SENTRY TURRET! Gordon Freeman surrenders! http://cs-people.bu.edu/aaron/turret/turret.htm The video at the bottom is great! I want one in my cube at work! Watch out Garnok!

It was a Rogues MC instance this week!

Damnit I wish they would stop changing us!

Last night went pretty damn smooth! Few wipes but nothing we didn't call before hand. *Sumic has joined the raid "Ok, everyone Sumic joined get ready for a wipe!" lol j/k

Wouldn't doubt if some of you have read this already, but I think its funny as hell Not sure where its from originally but here it is... Oh sorry for the editing, its a copy paste. ------------ I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" ------------------

"The price is wrong bitch!" "I think you've had enough... NO?! Now you've had enough... bitch!" Bob Barkers greatest moment. I almost crapped myself I was laughing so hard

Bob Sams be me on AIM. Don't ask about the name. One of those 'you had to be theres' from high school.

... I can't think of anything nice to say. You suck! lol

Lol didn't Gryph say he was gonna call in too? Tuesday is the WORST day to skip for WoW. hehe

Enlightened in the MFin hizzzousizzzzz! Bling blang blockin playa whats?! Run that straight east coast compton shizzznit! I pity the sucka! Ok, now that I got that out of my system Welcome!

I would have offered to trade the boots for the diamond. Not a fair trade, but its not like they are worried about fair. If they didn't respond virtually instantly, I would leave with my boots.

3-d rendering\imagining at its finest! http://www.debevec.org/FiatLux/movie/

Damnit, didn't anyone tell Shoop not to use big words around me?!

Destroy the grey balls by deflecting the laser blasts they shoot. Not real point or purpose ut its fun to kill time with http://www.lostvectors.com/jeditrainer/index.html

Spanishland!

Congrats... Ok, now I'm jeolous... *runs to buy a new computer*

I still need to know a good place to good drinking! I get grouchy when I don't have my bottle. wait... OMG WHO SAID SNOW?!?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh common high school was fun and memorible! *Puts the tape away in fear or surviving the wrath of Gynis So, I noticed we have a few people from Salt Lake City. I'll be heading out that way for work the last week in September. I need to know some good places to drink! Probably be staying around the 80 and 181 area. Maybe we can get a mini FP event going on. lol

OMG! I jsut remembered... my roommate has a video from HS with Vanin and Gynis in it... Improv no less <big grin> You can hear me screaming out all sorts of random crap. Now, how do I hook up the VHS player to my computer for screen shots.

omg! I think I'm gonna need a cold shower...

NPS bosses? Joe just stop drinking now, its not going to work. Non-Player SUCKAS!

I can feel the wife agro just went sky high... *runs away I don't have enough protection spec to control that kind of agro!

What if we all get really drunk and he tries to life dreain?! Drunken NPS Bosses ftw!

So um Gynis... ever want to 'take a nap' under my desk, lemme know! lol jk

OMG you rock!