Kaiten

To bad about the video. I bet that the Cambodian government could have paid off its national debt with 50% of those profits.

You missed one of the Navy rules Joe. 4. Occassionally it is nice to help the Marines even if they think they don't need it. When in the mood, push button launching self guided, computer controlled missile and go back to drinking coffee.

I think you got the short end of the stick, to put it politely Volkv. You know it is very rare for me to post in these threads (this might even by my first time), so you know I mean it when I say I am sorry to see you go.

The day of the tourny dawned overcast with scattered showers. After a power breakfast at McDonalds, the three particpants proceeded to the first tee. Hurricane confidently smacked a drive right down the middle of the fairway. 'Take that, your going down!', he boldy stated. Archangel followed suite with a good drive that landed just out of the fairway. Scintilla had a good swing, but it was obvious that this new golfer would not be much of a factor due to the discrimantory ruling of the Tourn Commissioner to not allow handicaps. By the end of the first hole, Hurricane was already up by one. A light rain began to fall, but the trio pressed on. By the end of the second hole Archangel was down by 2! The third hole was just as bad, with Hurricane picking up yet another stroke. Such an injustice. Finally on the 4th hole, Archangel had a chance to gain back a stroke, but Hurricane drain a 20 footer to tie the hole. Scintilla by now had fallen far back, but gamely continued on. The rain, the great play by Hurricane, and the injustice of dissallowing handicaps continued. Archangel faught back, however, getting the count back to down 1 before the 7th hole. Hurricane was not to be denied however, taking 2 on the 7th and 2 on the 8th. Going into the 9th hole with a 5 stroke lead, Hurricane seemed assured of the victory. At the end of 9, he was indeed leading by 4 shots. And then it happend. Overconfident in his prowess, the Tourny Commissioner extended the tournment by 9 holes! Archangel still had life! On the 10th tee, Hurricane bold step to the tee and proclaimed the ass whooping was going to continue. He promptly pared the 10th hole, but so did Archangel. On the 11th tee, Hurricane dubbed the ball short to the left. Archangel walked up to the tee. Suddenly the sun came out, angels were heard singing in heaven, and Archangel smoked a drive down the left side of the fairway. Just missing a birdie, Archangel still made par and gained back a full 3 strokes. With the frustration evident in his swing, Hurricane again missed his tee shot on the 12th. By the end of that hole, Archangel was actually up by 1! On the 13th hole, Archangel picked up yet another shot. By the 14th, Hurricane's anger was obvious. A par by Archangel later and the lead was 5 shots. How could this have happened! Never mess with the Commander of the Wolf Dragoons, is what. Still, Hurricane did not quit. Gaining back a stroke on the 15th, the trio walked to the 16th tee with Hurricane down 4. Then it happened. Hurricane resorted to internationally condemed use of CBW (Chemical/Biological Warfare). As Scintilla began her backswing the most horrendous sound blasted out. PFWWWT! 'In the middle of my backswing!' cried Scintilla. The stench was awful. With tears comming to his eyes, Archangel looked back to see Hurricane just smilling. Undaunted, Archangel proceeded to tee off. In the middle of his backswing, again the horrific sound! PFWWWT! The ball duck hooked into the trees. And then the karmic miracle happend, the ball hits a tree and bounded back into the center of the fairway! If anything, the stench was worse this time as Archangel and Scintilla sprinted to the cart. by the end of hte hole, Hurricane's dasterdly use of CBW had only garned him a mere stroke. By the 18th hole, Hurricane was down by 3 and desperate. Under pressure, he came through with a stupendous drive. Not to be denied, Archangel followed suite. With the top two participants on in 3, it was over. The winner and still Wolf Dragoons reining golf champion - ARCHANGEL!

As Commander of the Wolf Dragoons, I am acting in my official capacity to make Gryph a member of the Wolf Dragoons. (Join the Army, high pay, low danger, quit when you want. You will love it Gryph.) I have verified with PGA officials that this will allow Gryph to participate in future Wolf Dragoons Golf Tournaments. He can now defend his honor from Hurricane's challenge on the course.

What: 3rd Annual Wolf Dragoons Golf Tournament Where: Jacksonville, FL When: Saturday 19 Aug 06 Why: Because we can Who: Hurricane, Archangel, Scintilla Vegas Line: Hurricane 2-1 to win Archangel 10-1 to win Scintilla no way in hell Participant Backgrounds -------------------------- Archangel a.k.a Kait - Commander of the Wolf Dragoons and leader of the feared Hunting Pack. Winner of the first two Tournies. Golf game has been relatively steady over the years but not particularly impressive. A killer instinct and the ability to step up his game at Tourny time have garned him the first two trophies as well as the jealousy of other tourny participants. The outlook for this years tourny is bleak, however, as the Commander goes into this tourny with multiple injuries as well as a lack of practice. Hurricane a.k.a Reinhard - XO of the Wolf Dragoons and key member of the Hunting Pack. Runner-up in both of the first two tournies. Has a very impressive golf game but tends to overcompensate. It is unknown if constant stables duty will have affected golf game. Bitter over narrow losses in previous years, is abusing his role as this year's Tourny Commissioner to suspend normal PGA handicapping rules. Even with this karmic burden to bear, Hurricane is easily the favorite in this year's tourny. Scintilla - Newest member of the Wolf Dragoons (due to being the Commanders girlfriend). Newcomer to the golf scene. Reportedly just started golfing only 2 months ago. Other than hitting balls on the driving range has only ever played 9 holes. Pretty good swing for a girl. Resigned to the discrimenatory actions of the Tourny Commissioner, will still try to be a darkhorse contender. Skills at jumping from moving vehicles may come in handy.

Well, I like to plan stuff out. I would certainly lead raids, but I can't post a new raid for people to join. Doing pick up stuff isn't my style. Anytime you want to do that though Joe, feel free to call me. If I am available, Ill go!

This story is complete fiction. There is no such thing as the Hunter Mafia. My brother tends to get a bit loopy when on watch. On another note, should you ever wake up in bed with a decapitated horse's head, let me know. You will owe me a favor, but I can ensure that it will not happen again.

And whats with blanking out the super secret rogue channel? Everyone knows its... just a sec, phone.

This will definitely mean more work for officers though. You almost have to run two simultaneous raids.

Well, if she died I see a Darwin award in their afterlife!

Reinhard guards stables Shaman incomming stables Oh poor dead Shaman

Mmmmm. Beeeeeeer.

Must have taken forever for this to get posted because Siege's post was essentially the same as mine. Rather then have you all read it again (even though mine was much more pithy) I am just editing it out and saying if God didn't want us to use our brains, he would have given us the capability for independent action and logic.

Wow, that was really stupid. And people wonder why kids these days know so little about our greatest president.