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Arty

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  1. Arty

    All about CANADA!!

    Artyumi wants to answer them too! Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England ) A. There is no such thing as Canadian TV. We can't afford to make our own shows up here. Americans just make low quality shows and brand them as Canadian made. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA ) A: That's where we get our Coca Cola from. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) A: When you do, the sad theme from the old "The Incredible Hulk" series plays in the background. It's kinda creepy sometimes. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden ) A: The last time I did it I lost my bumginity to a beaver. You've been warned. Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England ) A: Yes, just look for a Monopoly set. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA ) A: It's nothing new. You can watch something similar by watching an American track and field competition. OH SNAP!! Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Are you referring to metric North or imperial North? Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England ) A: Only if I can bring chopsticks to England. Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany ) A: No, WE don't stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Sweden ) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Yes and we don't procrastinate it like the Americans do. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA ) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA ) A: Yes, replace using the word "yo" at the end of a sentence with a period and you should be ok. If you feel tempted to make an eh? joke, ensure that you are wearing a flannel shirt first.
  2. wow damn thats awesome!!
  3. Wow, you sir are legendary. My sig still pwns yours though. Booyashaka!
  4. Arty

    FP Survivor!

    /vote Stangtooth GTFO off muh island
  5. Arty

    iProducts

    I always thought you were flippanino
  6. Name: Dean Huynh-Phan Network: Ryerson email - dhuynhph@ryerson.ca (and message me with who you are if you're gonna add me so i don't get creeped out)
  7. Siezure. Thanks. Will you be my Valentine?
  8. But I'm a priest too... Maybe Bentley just isn't worth flirting with OH SNAP License eh? That means you're too old now. Get out of my van. Time to move on to greener pastures. No, that costs too much shipping. Come up to Canadia and I'll let you bring one home. Our beer is stronger and therefore our chicks are hotter.
  9. Couple new pictures of me Myself and Myndranius http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56/dkhuynhphan/artynmyn.jpg Me and Raziqel <Aeturnum> or now known as Adi <Rage> http://photos-359.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v62/251/125/227302884/n227302884_322359_5754.jpg Me, Jizzer, and some other people http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v64/193/12/500163866/n500163866_21809_4630.jpg Couple other photos of yours truly http://photos-551.ak.facebook.com/ip006/v35/133/16/58006291/n58006291_31073551_4919.jpg http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56/dkhuynhphan/n58006291_30351000_6550.jpg http://photos-150.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v60/98/67/172004442/n172004442_31276150_9454.jpg http://photos-392.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v54/98/67/172004442/n172004442_31017392_8676.jpg
  10. Title says it all. Someone post pics. Grats 9er. Get some sleep
  11. Arty

    Bank items missing

    hmmm, ive been looking at this problem on the forums. Don't buy bags yet Bentley, it might actually mess a couple things up for you. Your best option would be to put in a GM ticket right now. It seems like this is going to be a really brutal problem. You might wanna take a look at these 2 threads before doing anything. Might save you some trouble in the end....hopefully.... you know blizz though. http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...=52778443&sid=1 http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...526924027&sid=1
  12. Hey guys, I was reading on the Skullcrusher forums that some players have lost some of their bank items because of the new patch. I just wanna know how common of a problem it is for you guys since I'm actually really paranoid about that myself. I don't want to renew my account a couple days early just to check to see if my things are there and petition a GM if theyre not. So... yea. Has anyone else lost bank items or had stuff moved around and stuff? Gold possibly? PS: I'll be back on the 14th.
  13. As always, paladins are ugly.
  14. So how old is your sister Gunit?
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