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A: I dont' think you're old enough to drink and

 

B: That thing is freakin' bigger than your body!

 

C: Drink up! Straight boys are like spaghetti, only straight until they're wet, with alcohol.

 

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Hahaha, I just turned 22 and people still say I look 17. Got some good genes I guess.

 

And I killed 2 of those mugs man:

 

smashedy.jpg

 

I went home and passed out on my lawn for a good 15mins while eating a burrito. Twas a fun night.

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Good hell, you're a tiny fella! How'd you get two down?

The secret is in the dancing. Idk but when I get really drunk I just like to start dancing. Ask Secretsauce, he'll tell ya hahha.

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You'd be amazed, Darcy, at the small places where two large things will fit.

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Is it me or does corkie not resemble his old alliance rogue in that photo?

 

@loofa: Amazing job of putting this thread in the realm of team homo heals ;)

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You'd be amazed, Darcy, at the small places where two large things will fit.

 

This is hands down the funniest thing you've ever said on forums.

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He's not a gnome, more of a dwarf.

"I don't have a drinkin' problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!"

 

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He's not a gnome, more of a dwarf.

"I don't have a drinkin' problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!"

 

Somebody's using his "Cleché of the Day" toilet paper again! :P

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C: Drink up! Straight boys are like spaghetti, only straight until they're wet, with alcohol.

 

LMFAO

 

Next September I will be able to legally drink. -.- One. More. Year. fml

 

But CORKIE, LEVEL UP WITH ME MANN :D

 

ALREADY 74!!!

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